[Capt. Jack Sparrow]

Last week I came home and found this:

My girlfriend went out and bought me a case of my favorite beer (Dogfish Head Punkin Ale) and then arranged it on the carpet in the living room in the shape of a heart.

Nothing says love like a beer heart. Don't you all agree? Props to My Fair Maiden!

What are some sweet things that your significant others have done to surprise you?

 

[partsbara]

shes a keeper

 

[GumbaFish]

shes a keeper

I would have to agree wholeheartedly with that statement.

 

[BurlyShirley]

I thought you were a chick.

 

[bluebug32]

I thought you were a chick.

Dramatic pause....

 

[Capt. Jack Sparrow]

I thought you were a chick.

Ah, yes, the part where someone acts confused because women can only date men and vice-versa.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Ah, yes, the part where someone acts confused because women can only date men and vice-versa.

I believe that it was in reference to the fact that you actually like beer....Then again, my better-half loves scotch.......

 

[Sherpa]

Ah, yes, the part where someone acts confused because women can only date men and vice-versa.

At least we know who wears the pants in the relationship.

 

[BurlyShirley]

I believe that it was in reference to the fact that you actually like beer....Then again, my better-half loves scotch.......

Yeah, I was kinda trying to make two jokes at once there. Im not really that clever tho.

 

[bluebug32]

Ah, yes, the part where someone acts confused because women can only date men and vice-versa.

Baaazing!


I just enjoyed a Dogfish Punkin' head last weekend. Tasty stuff

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Damn it....now I'm thirsty...

 

[Capt. Jack Sparrow]

Yeah, I was kinda trying to make two jokes at once there. Im not really that clever tho.

The drinking beer part of the joke, I'll accept.

 

[robdamanii]

Yeah, I was kinda trying to make two jokes at once there. Im not really that clever tho.

I laughed. Do I suck?

 

[golgiaparatus]

Sweet thing my SO did for me

Last valentines day my wife ________ ___ ____ ___ ____ ________ ___ ____ ___ ____________ ___ ____ ___ ____ and then ____ ____ ________ ___ ____ ___ ____ ________ ___ ____ ___ ____ ________ ___ ____ ___ _______ ______ ____ ___ for me. Then after we were done with that we moved to ________ ___ ____ ___ ____ ________ ___ ____ ___ ____ ________ ___ ____ ___ ____ ________ ___ ____ ___ ________ __ _______ _ _____ ___ and ____ ___ ______ ___ for an hour or two and then _____ ____ _______ _ __ _____ ___ ________ ___ ____ ___ ____ ________ ___ ____ ___ ____ ________ ___ ____ ___ ____________ ___ ____ ___ ____ ________ ___ ____ ___ ____... then we had a couple of beers.

 

[Tame Ape]

I'm trying to imagine you gals going at it in the middle of the heart, it seems like the romance would come to a quick stop...

 

[bluebug32]

I'm trying to imagine you gals going at it in the middle of the heart, it seems like the romance would come to a quick stop...

I can't imagine anything worse than a bottle cap wedged in your nether regions

 

[Tame Ape]

I can't imagine anything worse than a bottle cap wedged in your nether regions

I was thinking more like a bed of broken glass! Plus, all that blood, beer and, um, people stuff, would really mess up the floor.

 

[biggins]

What are some sweet things that your significant others have done to surprise you?

left me and and went to Cali with her best friends after stashing everything she couldnt take with her in my spare bedroom...

 

[dante]

Then again, my better-half loves scotch.......

Ska Todd is yourr better half??

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Ska Todd is yourr better half??

What's it to ya??? :biggrin:

 

[bluebug32]

I was thinking more like a bed of broken glass! Plus, all that blood, beer and, um, people stuff, would really mess up the floor.

What kind of sex ed did they teach ya there in CT, Tame?

 

[Tame Ape]

What kind of sex ed did they teach ya there in CT, Tame?

animal things. animals are messy

 

[MudGrrl]

Captain Jack,
that is sooo sweet. And cute.

The cute things that my s.o. has done for me?
-made me peanut butter cups/ home made bread/ chocolate raspberry torte.... he's a great cook/baker
-massage after Army 10 miler
-hold my hand, especially when I am stressed out
-goes out on the cliff edge to set up rock climbing ropes because I am not a fan of heights

 

[TreeSaw]

Ah....that's sweet!!! My man crewed for my 24 hour event even when he was all hungover, he managed to drive me home and make me some food.

On a sidenote, I just tried teh Saranac Pumpkin Ale and it was good! I definitely need to try the Dogfish though!

 

[H8R]

Was the beer warm? You should punish that girl if the beer was warm....

 

[Greyhound]

Was the beer warm? You should punish that girl if the beer was warm....

Yes....punish her good. I know.......A SPANKING!!! A good, hard spanking to show that dirty girl a thing or tw........ummmmmm, did I type that out loud??

 

[McGRP01]

Nothing says love like a beer heart. Don't you all agree?

What about a heart-shaped box?

 

[robdamanii]

What about a heart-shaped box?

Nirvana dude...

 

[DHS]

that looks much more tasty then a heart of candles.

you got a kickass girlfriend.