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gonefirefightin

free wieners
I fly the Redmond to Portland a lot. As a result I have gotten to know the staff really well. Last month some dude got a little too bitchy over the 35 minute flight the gals asked me to take care of it.

I sat on him for the rest of the flight after I zip tied his hands. They gave me a set of wings and the metro cops gave me a real set of zip cuffs.
 

sstalder5

Turbo Monkey
Aug 20, 2008
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20
Beech Mtn Definitely NOT Boulder
Sounds like he really took advantage of the free drinks on international flights. I don't understand why cigarettes and matches are allowed as carry ons. It's just going to tempt the nicotine fiends to light up on the plane.
 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
41,470
18,731
Riding the baggage carousel.
I fly the Redmond to Portland a lot. As a result I have gotten to know the staff really well. Last month some dude got a little too bitchy over the 35 minute flight the gals asked me to take care of it.

I sat on him for the rest of the flight after I zip tied his hands. They gave me a set of wings and the metro cops gave me a real set of zip cuffs.
Jesus dude, you really are just one silver beard away from being this guy.