If I may add:between being a roadie and a hipster fag. Who are we kidding??? He'll always be a hipster fag.
*Did not search, so it's not n00bness that made me double post if it's been seen. Pure laziness drives this thread. If it is new, enjoy.
Do I need to issue a call-out, fat fvck? I'll kick your ass on any bike, any day, any time, any level of sobriety/mental and physical clarity. You will be annihilated nearly to the point of cardiac arrest, but I'll leave you living solely so you can continue existing in even more shame than you already do and warn others of my scornful (and occasionally bitter) wrath. Does your inbred, backwards, and socially retarded conciousness really encourage you to need to stoop to the level of calling people fags to ease your sense of self-loathing and make yourself feel like you've still got "game", mr. middle-aged-bike-shop-manager?
Please. Bring it, bitch. I'll demolish your ass twelve times over.
btw: next time you're in CA, hit me up.