My wang is so big, I don't even have to use it. The deer need only see it and drops dead of fright.you must have a huge wang if you can go hunting and kill a deer with it. :biggrin:
What makes you think I don't? Just because I don't worship them, obsess about their beauty, and rattle on endlessly about the esoterics of different loads (heh), doesn't mean I'm not an owner.and if he had a gun, they'd both shoot blanks.
You're welcome. It works for "cars," "money" and "children" as well.thanks for the new sig, ohio
Stephen King had some thoughts on that, specifically in The Stand (possibly only in the unabridged version of the book?)....I can often be found stroking mine in a not so subtly sexual manner."
My wang is so big, I don't even have to use it. The deer need only see it and drops dead of fright.
I've posted all of this before, but I grew up where hunting is a religion and we were shooting rifles from a very young age. I understand hunting as an income supplement and guns as simple tools. I can also say that, without exception, every female hunter/gunowner I knew viewed it exactly as such and every male hunter/gunowner viewed it as far FAR more than that. I've got no beef with the right to bear arms, kill your food, and protect your family... but I'd prefer that gunowners just be open about the fact that their motivation includes a healthy dose of "I love guns and I think they're cool and they make me feel powerful and I can often be found stroking mine in a not so subtly sexual manner."
simma down now!!! Just trying to bring some funny to the Friday. I too was raised around guns, and I used to go hunting with my dad. I understand there value as a tool, and that's all they are. I agree there's a bunch of maniacs out there. Guns are good, in moderation. Just like meth.What makes you think I don't? Just because I don't worship them, obsess about their beauty, and rattle on endlessly about the esoterics of different loads (heh), doesn't mean I'm not an owner.
sorry man, when i re-read my post after reading your retort i realized that it came out wrong. i wasn't aiming that at you, just pointing out that you brought up a good point.And thank you for assuming I'm for stricter gun control Just because I think guns are a penis replacement, doesn't mean I think we should take them away.
AND thank you for missing the opportunity as a LEO for not admonishing someone for not sufficiently locking and securing their firearms. Seriously, what are you priorities here? Dude leaves his AK lying around for the criminals to snatch and you're giving me an (incorrect) hard time about a stance that I don't have that's only tangentially related?
Finally, you really shouldn't blanket gun control under "gun laws." Makes it sound like you're opposed to any law regarding guns. Are you also opposed to "car laws" and "house laws?"
I understand the opposition to restriction, but why to registration? Isn't that one of those "if you're not doing anything illegal...." situations?but i draw the line at gun/ammo registration
recall for me please the process for registering cars, or anything else for that matter. multiply that for the number of guns someone might own. and then apply this to the greater appalachian region.We register cars. Are you opposed to that as well?
If you can't tie a serial number (or better, a bullet fingerprint) for a specific firearm to a person, there's no point in registering.register the person, with a default setting of "allowed to possess", which can be forfeited for any number of reasons, to include allowing someone to live in their home with a "not allowed to possess" setting
it's my founding right to both be anti-social & tote gunz.If you don't have the patience to wait in line for gun registration, you don't have the patience to own a gun, plain and simple.
Do you register your dirt bike? Your golf cart? I didn't think so.and would it then follow that anything that's concealable & lethal be registered?
A firearm is a killing machine, it's sole purpose is to kill. A knife is a tool, and so on.it's my founding right to both be anti-social & tote gunz.
can you imagine a waiting room full of carriers? and what use is a gun if it's unloaded? and would it then follow that anything that's concealable & lethal be registered? i'm obviously thinking knives, hammers, rope, pipes, screwdrivers, metal bars, malcom x's mind, & ball gags
Your entitled to your opinion but take HST off your avitar, he loved guns more than anything.A firearm is a killing machine, it's sole purpose is to kill. A knife is a tool, and so on.
What part of firearms are made to kill do you or Hunter S Thompson disagree with? What else are they made to do?Your entitled to your opinion but take HST off your avitar, he loved guns more than anything.
Be a subject of conversation so someone can inject their spoon-fed rebuttal Whom it was not intended to in the first place?What part of firearms are made to kill do you or Hunter S Thompson disagree with? What else are they made to do?
Be really really fun?
Understanding they were made for a very specific function doesn't mean that you're against them. Will you be upset if I say "tazers were made for the sole purpose of tazing people?" How about "mousetraps are made for the sole purpose of killing small rodents?"
You would think that I just finished advocating for a universal gun ban, you should probably re-read my posts.Your entitled to your opinion but take HST off your avitar, he loved guns more than anything.
HST said:I think George Washington owned guns. I've never seen any contradiction with that. I'm not a liberal, by the way. I think that's what's wrong with liberals. I believe I have every right to have guns. I just bought another huge weapon. A lot of people shouldn't own guns. I should. I have a safety record. Guns are a lot of fun out here.
Welcome to the forum. Maybe in the future you can try a private message if you don't want others reading and responding to your ideas.Whom it was not intended to in the first place?
Heh.Do you have a hammer collection, that you share with all of your friends, and is it a fun bachelor party to get together with a whole bunch of different hammers and pound nails into a strip of wood?
i'm not talking about handgun registration. i'm referring to national gun registration where every gun-owning citizen would have to file a form for every gun they own. i'm all for the current restrictions on handguns, if you need a pistol RIGHT NOW then you really shouldn't have one. i am just vehemently opposed to the feds knowing exactly what weapons i have in my home because if the government ever becomes the enemy (read, initial purpose of 2nd ammendment) i don't want them having that much intel on me.By state New York has one of the lowest per capita gun death rates despite having a large number of crappy ass cities. They require a license to own any handguns. All handguns are registered to the licensee. T
http://www.statemaster.com/graph/cri_mur_wit_fir-death-rate-per-100-000
i am just vehemently opposed to the feds knowing exactly what weapons i have in my home because if the government ever becomes the enemy (read, initial purpose of 2nd ammendment) i don't want them having that much intel on me.
i'm so glad you posted this defenstrated. it has given me tens of minutes of laughter. it's not often you'll find some fool so widely praised for his wisdom who hangs himself with his own petard.HST said:I think George Washington owned guns. I've never seen any contradiction with that. I'm not a liberal, by the way. I think that's what's wrong with liberals. I believe I have every right to have guns. I just bought another huge weapon. A lot of people shouldn't own guns. I should. I have a safety record. Guns are a lot of fun out here.