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Obama Unveils Dark Robot To Destroy Jesus and Start New Age of Liberal Darkness

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
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I think the Author is serious...:nerd:

http://bigamericannews.com/2014/11/12/obama-unveils-dark-robot-to-destroy-jesus-and-start-new-age-of-liberal-darkness/

Now that Christians have won control of the Congress, Obama is being forced to move up his end game.

FOR IT IS WRITTEN: It was given power to wage war against God’s holy people and to conquer them. And it was given authority over every tribe, people, language and nation. – Revelation 13:7

Obama is plotting America’s destruction along with his communist friends the Chinese, the North Koreans and the Soviet Russians. Together these terrible four powers have used technology to create this horrible battle droid, the robot you see in the leading image above. Once mass produced, these robotic sentinels will hunt down Christians and those who do not have the RFID mark of the beast. It will be given authority to hunt down every Christian who does not bow before the throne of liberal darkness.

 

Toshi

Harbinger of Doom
Oct 23, 2001
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There's apparently an epidemic of mental illness in the Bible Belt.
 

dante

Unabomber
Feb 13, 2004
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http://bigamericannews.com/2014/09/23/gangs-now-using-light-sabers-to-kill-each-other/

Pretty sure this is satire...but all good humour is rooted in uncomfortable truth.
The video above supports my position that a few profiling rules need apply before people can get their hands on weapons like this:

1) People who live in urban, inner-city areas should have to submit an application to the NRA before buying a gun. On the application they will fill out the following fields:

a) Race (1. White 2. Not white)

b) Religion (1. Christian (Southern Baptist, Lutheran, Roman-Catholic, Presbyterian, Church of Christ, Mormon) 2. AME, Church of God in Christ (COGIC), Pentecostal (in a Predominately black-church) 3.) N/A

c) Yearly Income

d) Criminal History

e) Do you know your mother/father?

f) Address

e) Attach a non-photoshop picture of yourself

Those five questions all by themselves will let any NRA judge be able to tell if the person should be allowed a second-Amendment rights. If they are voted no, they should always be arrested and charged with treason if they are ever caught owning a gun. If a person has a gun and has never submitted a NRA application, they are automatically guilty and charged with treason. Problem solved with all the gun violence instantly.
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