[drkenan]

I like this one better than Manimal's (and I can't find it on snopes).

* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your
grandparents, you're "exotic, different."
* Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a
quintessential American story.

* If your name is Barack you're a radical,
unpatriotic Muslim.
* Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a
maverick.

* Graduate from Harvard Law School and you are
unstable.
* Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating,
you're well grounded.

* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community
organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review,
create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters,
spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as
a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people,
become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services
committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of
13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign
Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs
committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.
* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4
years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less
than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only
650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's
second highest ranking executive.

* If you have been married to the same woman for 19
years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant
churches, you're not a real Christian.
* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich
heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next
month, you're a Christian.

* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex
education, including the proper use of birth control, you are
eroding the fiber of society.
* If , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only,
with no other option in sex education in your state's
school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant,
you're very responsible.

* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave
up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of
her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your
family's values don't represent America's.

* If your husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DWI
conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until
age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession
of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

 

[manimal]

blah, blah, blah...since when do actual facts matter in an election?


what about american flag lapel pins huh? that's the real issue! i bet palin probably shot her moose/caribou with an american flag painted bullet daggumit!

 

[Straya]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1831461

 

[rockwool]

Check out the big brains on Britt:

Regarding all this vicepresident talk all the time all I've got to say is that I can't answer that question until somebody tells me what a vicepresident does all days."

 

[jonKranked]

blah, blah, blah...since when do actual facts matter in an election?

I was gonna say, those sound strangely like "facts".