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Obnoxious/inappropriate/...religious books?

Freeridin'

Monkey
Oct 23, 2006
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Colorado
I need some help Christmas shopping!:weee:

I'm thinking along the lines of non-holocaust believers, white supremacy, religious science (anti vaccination/anti GMO would be perfect), die hard republican.....along those lines. Something that you'll want to burn after skimming through.

Suggestions?
 
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stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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just send them a copy of every religious book....even the buddhists can go fvck themselves...
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
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8,420
Nowhere Man!
Buy about 2oz of Keaf. Infuse it into butter. Make Cookies and Brownies with said butter. Leave plates of the baked goods around the house but out of access of children. Speak to them in simple terms. Turn every conversation to a discussion of religion.... Repeat simple theories and points over and over. Do not let on that they might be high. Take advantage of any generosity.
 

jackalope

Mental acuity - 1%
Jan 9, 2004
7,602
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in a single wide, cooking meth...
I sent these -




Ol'Ray has several great offerings, but the one I really liked was one that somehow reconciled modern geology and the biblical chronology, but it was expensive.

But as Steve said, they're all bat sh!t crazy. Reading a book right now that covers the Hindu belief in reincarnation, and I think even Tom Cruise is laughing.
 
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Jm_

sled dog's bollocks
Jan 14, 2002
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AK
I got my brother a Sarah Palin calender here in Alaska last year.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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Portland, OR
Or give them a copy of "Deliver us from evil". Hands down the most disturbing documentary I've ever watched.
That was made about 2 family friends I grew up with. I think mom might have pictures of Father Oli at our house still. I haven't watched it myself, but I have heard nice things about it.

He got busted in Paris a few years ago with child porn. Class act, that guy.