If you want to find some truly weird ****, Google "eel porn". I once walked into my dorm room to find my roommate and some of his trailer trash buddies watching "The Eel Porn Video". It was probably one of the most horrendous things I've ever witnessed. It is probably no coincidence that I moved out less than a month later (only to have an even stranger roommate much to my dismay).
Every so often on here, someone will resurrect a thread that I've previously posted in. I see the little arrow on the left side saying I've posted in that thread, but sometimes the thread is so old I can't even recollect what the hell I posted. Most of the times when this happens, I cringe in fear as I open the thread, afraid of reminding myself of what foul thing I had previously posted that I'd forgotten about.
This is no exception.
But I can't leave you all with just that. Oh no, that would be too easy.
TOKYO—Acknowledging its embarrassment over worldwide outbreaks of violent, uncontrolled regurgitation, the Japanese government apologized Wednesday to the millions of viewers who have been sickened over the past three decades by the revolting depravity of the nation's pornographic exports.