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JohnE

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
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Front Range, dude...
My kids have seized control of the remote and everything short of NHL Network. I have found the following shows highly offensive via their sheer idiocy and stupidosity...

-The Gamers Guide to Pretty Much Anything
- The Thundermans
- Jessie
- Good Luck Charlie
- Liv and Maddie
- Anything with a pre recorded laugh track that is applied indiscriminately.

I have spoken. It is law. Except as where contraindicated by previous legal agreement and/or standing rule of law or international agreement.
 
Westy

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
I heart Adventure Time. Not sure if your kids are beyond such things. Thankfully I don't think I will ever be too old for it.
 
stevew

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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Pesqueeb said:
I have to watch Archer at work because it offends my wife.
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that is nice.

i have yet to meet a woman who can not fathom that i do not need a shit eating grin on my face to be happy.
 
jdcamb

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
20,019
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Westy said:
It was originally shown on a channel at a time that was equally known for spring break bikini contests and Sir Mix A Lot videos.
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Could have happened. Cannot confirm however. I would like to think I would have remembered this. But I cannot. To qualify I was never a Sir Mix A Lot fan....
 
canadmos

canadmos

Cake Tease
May 29, 2011
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Westy said:
It was originally shown on a channel at a time that was equally known for spring break bikini contests and Sir Mix A Lot videos.
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So that's why it was never on on Sunday mornings eh.

I may be wrong, but it might have been on the cartoon network a long time ago. Then again, a lot of the stuff on the cartoon network I would say isn't for kids.

My mom in particular was very weird when we were growing up; brother and I were not allowed to watch the Simpsons. But she had no problem with South Park a few years later. King of the Hill of the Hill was never banned either. She also let me watch Jurassic Park in theatre when I was 7, which gave me some good nightmares for a few nights. It was that huge pile of shit that got me...
 
Westy

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
55,796
21,805
Sleazattle
canadmos said:
So that's why it was never on on Sunday mornings eh.

I may be wrong, but it might have been on the cartoon network a long time ago. Then again, a lot of the stuff on the cartoon network I would say isn't for kids.

My mom in particular was very weird when we were growing up; brother and I were not allowed to watch the Simpsons. But she had no problem with South Park a few years later. King of the Hill of the Hill was never banned either. She also let me watch Jurassic Park in theatre when I was 7, which gave me some good nightmares for a few nights. It was that huge pile of shit that got me...
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I stand corrected, R&S did debut on Nickelodeon. I thought it started out with MTV. Didn't have cable so my exposure was at friends places and had no control of the channel.
 
kazlx

kazlx

Patches O'Houlihan
Aug 7, 2006
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Not offensive, per se, but toddler shows make you want to eat a bullet. Bubble Guppies can suck a fat one, along with Paw Patrol.

However, I did get my kid started on We Bare Bears, which isn't horrible.
 
jstuhlman

jstuhlman

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Dec 3, 2009
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JohnE said:
On the other hand I love Phineaus and Ferb, and Gravity Falls cracks me up...
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my 10/6 year olds love phineas and ferb...it's tolerable.

ren and stimpy was originally nick; beavis and butthead was mtv

until recently my kids mostly watched the pbs shows, which are tolerable. pocoyo is pretty funny (especially after a few beers), peep and the wide world is also ok w/me. any of that pre-teen shit can suck it.
 
stoney

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
21,965
7,813
Colorado
Paw Patrol. Ugh. I have Haley on Blue's Clues right now and I let her watch it whenever she wants.
 
ALEXIS_DH

ALEXIS_DH

Tirelessly Awesome
Jan 30, 2003
6,151
798
Lima, Peru, Peru
I love regular show and peppa pig.
regular show is so bizarre, yet amazing.... like a kubrick movie; though my wife says is no good for a 2 y-o and she is probably right.

and peppa pig.. its one of the only 2 age-appropiate kid shows I can watch with my kid for hours (the other is the russian show massha and the bear)...
 
Jeremy R

Jeremy R

<b>x</b>
Nov 15, 2001
9,701
1,056
behind you with a snap pop
One thing I have learned having a kid is how incredible high these people are who make some of these cartoons.
Watch Uncle Grandpa for 5 minutes and tell me somebody sober created it. And don't even get me started on how hard the people on Yo Gabba Gabba are tripping.
 
SkaredShtles

SkaredShtles

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Sep 21, 2003
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Jeremy R said:
One thing I have learned having a kid is how incredible high these people are who make some of these cartoons.
Watch Uncle Grandpa for 5 minutes and tell me somebody sober created it. And don't even get me started on how hard the people on Yo Gabba Gabba are tripping.
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Stoned cartoonists. Happening since...well, the beginning of cartoons.

NTTAWWT.
 
Beef Supreme

Beef Supreme

Turbo Monkey
Oct 29, 2010
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jstuhlman said:
my 10/6 year olds love phineas and ferb...it's tolerable.

ren and stimpy was originally nick; beavis and butthead was mtv

until recently my kids mostly watched the pbs shows, which are tolerable. pocoyo is pretty funny (especially after a few beers), peep and the wide world is also ok w/me. any of that pre-teen shit can suck it.
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My kids moved on years ago but I still want to kick Caillou in his fat bald head. My kids now mostly watch stuff like Mythbusters, How It's Made and Treehouse Masters. It's a significant improvement.
 
junkyard

junkyard

You might feel a little prick.
Sep 1, 2015
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My kid loves peppa pig which is ok. She also loves dorra the explorer, which is ok except for map, i fucking hate map. Even though i love cars and trucks, i cant stand blaze and the monster machines. Most of them are pretty crap when they are made for 3 year olds.
 
JohnE

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
13,520
2,130
Front Range, dude...
Used to love the shit out of some Rocket Power.

I would like to curb stomp the Tree House Masters host and every rich, entitled asswipe who is featured on that show.

Namaste.
 
Da Peach

Da Peach

Outwitted by a rodent
Jul 2, 2002
13,756
5,156
North Van
I read that US Netflix now has all 4 seasons of the Animaniacs.

Stupid Canadian Netflix is stupid...
 
Em_Ef_Er

Em_Ef_Er

Chimp
Nov 21, 2015
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Beef Supreme said:
My kids moved on years ago but I still want to kick Caillou in his fat bald head. My kids now mostly watch stuff like Mythbusters, How It's Made and Treehouse Masters. It's a significant improvement.
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Caillou is seriously the worst, my daughter used to love that show. Thankfully that's over.
 
jonKranked

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
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my wife lets my kid watch TV, i typically don't. he does seem to like bubble guppies. i do let him watch bike races, which he seems to be into.
 
SkaredShtles

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,381
13,928
In a van.... down by the river
I apparently avoided/still avoid a whole lot of bullshit. :D

Wife and I are currently contemplating kicking Netflix to the curb as well, since... well, we don't watch it.

Although we did watch "Look Who's Back" a couple days ago. :rofl:
 
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