[CrabJoe StretchPants]

So the men's bathroom in our engineering department consists of 2 stalls, a urinal and 2 sinks. I'm at the urinal taking a leak, and another guy walks in, who also has to take a leak. Does he use one of the stalls (both of which were unoccupied)? No. He stands behind me and waits 'til I'm done.


Seriously, who does that?


\stupid rant

 

[Capricorn]

good thing u didnt drop the soap....

 

[boogenman]

Was he already unzipped and ready for business?

 

[Brian HCM#1]

So the men's bathroom in our engineering department consists of 2 stalls, a urinal and 2 sinks. I'm at the urinal taking a leak, and another guy walks in, who also has to take a leak. Does he use one of the stalls (both of which were unoccupied)? No. He stands behind me and waits 'til I'm done.


Seriously, who does that?


\stupid rant

Maybe he wanted to challenge you to a sword fight?

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

He did wink at me as I walked to the sink......

 

[kidwithbike]

a Project Manager, when at the urinal drops his pants to his knees and tucks his shirt under his chin like a fvcking 5 year old kid.
so fvcking strange and embarassing, i jet away in the other direction, and wonder WTF is wrong with that guy. seriously socially retarded.

 

[eaterofdog]

Maybe he wanted to challenge you to a sword fight?

You killed my father, prepare to die!

 

[SkaredShtles]

Could Crabjoe be any more of a giant pvssy?

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

I suppose I could have if I screamed "rape" at the top of my lungs and ran out of the bathroom with my arms flailing and pants around my ankles.

 

[IH8Rice]

should have asked him to join you

 

[stosh]

Did he reach his hand under the partition?

 

[sanjuro]

Did he reach his hand under the partition?

Did he reach his hand around your waist?

 

[zdubyadubya]

Maybe he wanted to challenge you to a sword fight?

Frot fighting? If unsure, wikipedia it. And caution, NSFW and disturbing.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Just give him two taps of the old foot on the floor, the rest will be like magic.

 

[Banshee Rider]

a Project Manager, when at the urinal drops his pants to his knees and tucks his shirt under his chin like a fvcking 5 year old kid.

I was compelled to quote this because a kid I went to high school with did the same thing. His problems surpassed social and were totally mental though. Eitherway, pretty ****ing weird bathroom behavior.

 

[WestCoastHucker]

should have asked him to join you

that would have been funny....

 

[coymullen]

make sure you don't cross the streams, it would be bad

 

[moff_quigley]

So the men's bathroom in our engineering department consists of 2 stalls, a urinal and 2 sinks. I'm at the urinal taking a leak, and another guy walks in, who also has to take a leak. Does he use one of the stalls (both of which were unoccupied)? No. He stands behind me and waits 'til I'm done.


Seriously, who does that?


\stupid rant

 

[I Are Baboon]

You should have turned around and peed on his foot.

 

[Al C. Oholic]

this confusion could be avoided if the office installed a Glory Hole. then everyone's intentions are perfectly, disturbingly clear.

 

[maddog17]

did he give you the common courtesy of a reach around?

 

[MikeD]

Were you using a wide stance?

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

did he give you the common courtesy of a reach around?

Sadly he didn't, but he's Russian or something so it may not be as appropriate in his culture as it is in ours.

Were you using a wide stance?

Of course. Stability is key. Never know when gale force winds or a hurricane, or even worse a ninja, will strike our bathroom.

 

[MikeD]

Of course. Stability is key. Never know when gale force winds or a hurricane, or even worse a ninja, will strike our bathroom.

What about a closeted Republican Senator?

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

What about a closeted Republican Senator?

Obama will protect me.

 

[badphish]

Sadly he didn't, but he's Russian or something so it may not be as appropriate in his culture as it is in ours.

Maybe he's Dutch and thought you needed help.

 

[golgiaparatus]

Were you early enough in the piss that you could have choked off, built up a bit of pressure, leaned back, and fired a warning shot over your shoulder?

 

[bizutch]

maybe he upper decked both the stalls earlier in the day.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Could Crabjoe be any more of a giant pvssy?

I don't know dude, thats pretty fvcking weird.

 

[bizutch]

I don't know dude, thats pretty fvcking weird.

Know any better way to mess with a pansies mind while he's still mounted on the porcelein pony than to stand right on his flank?

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Know any better way to mess with a pansies mind while he's still mounted on the porcelein pony than to stand right on his flank?

While still keeping my pants on?............no.

 

[Westy]

I would never do that. I would just go pee in the sink.

 

[eaterofdog]

Were you early enough in the piss that you could have choked off, built up a bit of pressure, leaned back, and fired a warning shot over your shoulder?

Would he be working in an office if he could throw his pecker over his shoulder?

 

[TheTruth]

a Project Manager, when at the urinal drops his pants to his knees and tucks his shirt under his chin like a fvcking 5 year old kid.
so fvcking strange and embarassing, i jet away in the other direction, and wonder WTF is wrong with that guy. seriously socially retarded.

What the fukk? You should have said "Hey, where's your dad?"

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Would he be working in an office if he could throw his pecker over his shoulder?

Seriously. When it sticks out past my gut I know it's gonna be a good day.

 

[TheTruth]

So the men's bathroom in our engineering department consists of 2 stalls, a urinal and 2 sinks. I'm at the urinal taking a leak, and another guy walks in, who also has to take a leak. Does he use one of the stalls (both of which were unoccupied)? No. He stands behind me and waits 'til I'm done.


Seriously, who does that?


\stupid rant

I bet you have trouble reaching the urinals from the crabwalk position.

 

[Serial Midget]

Bad design - if there is room for 3 units it should be 2 urinals and 1 stall. I don't like touching anything like a door or latch unless the nature of the task requires it.

 

[Ciaran]

Were you using a wide stance?

Crab stance.



And once again my sig fits right into a thread....

 

[X3pilot]

4 holes to pee in, 2 engineers.

Engineers says it all

 

[loco-gringo]

What surprises me in all of this is that you stand up to pee.