[manimal]

Got a call the other night for a shooting. Got to the house and it turns out this dude was so drunk and wasted on pain meds (from an earlier car crash) that he started to shock himself with a tazer to "see how it felt". Then he got the great idea to unload his .357 Magnum revolver.........BOOM! A big, hot .357 hollowpoint round goes right through his lower left leg. Entrance wound, about the size of a dime, exit wound....the size of a doorknob. i found a several bone fragments on the floor. fortunately for him, he was so wasted that he wasn't feeling much at the time....but i'm sure he's hurting today

 

[NastySid]

If your head is dumb. Your body will suffer..

 

[derekbob]

You guys violated his civil rights!!!!!

 

[BigMike]

Well, did he tell you how it felt?

 

[manimal]

Originally posted by BigMike
Well, did he tell you how it felt?

he kept asking, "why is my leg sore (groggy tone)"

i'd reply...."because there's a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG hole in it"

 

[binary visions]

Huh.

People are so frickin' stupid. It's too bad he didn't shoot his nuts off, and remove himself from the gene pool...

 

[llkoolkeg]

Sadly, it sounds like an addict who has given up on life and is "practicing" suicide. Without a serious attitude adjustment, the next time you respond to that address for a "shots fired", it'll result in a call to the M.E.

 

[manimal]

Originally posted by llkoolkeg
Sadly, it sounds like an addict who has given up on life and is "practicing" suicide. Without a serious attitude adjustment, the next time you respond to that address for a "shots fired", it'll result in a call to the M.E.

yeah, weird thing is that this dude lives in the same apartment complex as the dude that shot himself in the chest earlier this month.

 

[binary visions]

Originally posted by manimal
yeah, weird thing is that this dude lives in the same apartment complex as the dude that shot himself in the chest earlier this month.

Do they have a bad landlord, or a hot neighbor who likes to play mind games?

 

[reflux]

how about doing a weekly, "stupid sh1t (1 thing) I saw this week?" I have a friend who'l lapd and I can't stop laughing when he gets going on stories.

 

[golgiaparatus]

Holy crap man! .357 hollowpoint is not a little baby bullet either. Ive heard of some pretty messed up things people do when mixing the wrong pills with booze... but that tops all.

 

[Wumpus]

Originally posted by reflux
how about doing a weekly, "stupid sh1t (1 thing) I saw this week?" I have a friend who'l lapd and I can't stop laughing when he gets going on stories.

Just no roadblock stories.

 

[Curiouscaptian01]

when are you going to be on COPS? I shant miss that episode.

 

[DRB]

Originally posted by Curiouscaptian01
when are you going to be on COPS? I shant miss that episode.

He was just the other day.... I found it weird when he was going on about calling some guy a chicken facker and then something about viagra and mega boners. COPS usually doesn't show that but I guess it was one of those COPS gone wild episodes.

 

[MMike]

Originally posted by DRB
He was just the other day.... I found it weird when he was going on about calling some guy a chicken facker and then something about viagra and mega boners. COPS usually doesn't show that but I guess it was one of those COPS gone wild episodes.

Topless cops?

 

[llkoolkeg]

Originally posted by MMike
Topless cops?

Yes, thank you...I'd love one. May I request a female? Would a hottie be asking for too much?

 

[DRB]

Originally posted by llkoolkeg
Yes, thank you...I'd love one. May I request a female? Would a hottie be asking for too much?

You get a topless Manimal or nothing.

 

[llkoolkeg]

Originally posted by DRB
You get a topless Manimal or nothing.

Then I'm taking my toys and going home! Hmmpphh!

 

[derekbob]

Originally posted by llkoolkeg
Yes, thank you...I'd love one. May I request a female? Would a hottie be asking for too much?

yes, but a very butch lesbian wouldnt be asking too much.

 

[llkoolkeg]

Originally posted by derekbob
yes, but a very butch lesbian wouldnt be asking too much.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybenot.

BTW, is "embiggens" a real word?

 

[derekbob]

Its a perfectly cromulent word

 

[llkoolkeg]

Originally posted by derekbob
Its a perfectly cromulent word

A sniglet, then.

 

[binary visions]

Originally posted by derekbob
Its a perfectly cromulent word

Hear ye, hear ye! Ye old town crier proclaimed crappy by all!

Hear ye, hear ye! The Homer broadcasting system is on the air! All hollering all the time!

 

[derekbob]

Illkoolkeg - check out the simpsons on the history of Jebidaiah Springfield. My sig is Jebidiahs most famous quote.

 

[binary visions]

Originally posted by derekbob
Illkoolkeg - check out the simpsons on the history of Jebidaiah Springfield. My sig is Jebidiahs most famous quote.

Hah! I win.

 

[llkoolkeg]

Originally posted by derekbob
Illkoolkeg - check out the simpsons on the history of Jebidaiah Springfield. My sig is Jebidiahs most famous quote.

I've seen that episode and the one where Bart steals Jeb's head, but just didn't recognize the quote out of context.

 

[derekbob]

Its a different one, its on a much more recent season. Its where Lisa discovers the true history of Jebidiah. Its a classic, the song during the ending credits is one of the funniest things Ive ever heard.

edit - nm, i cant read

 

[binary visions]

Originally posted by derekbob
Its a different one, its on a much more recent season. Its where Lisa discovers the true history of Jebidiah. Its a classic, the song during the ending credits is one of the funniest things Ive ever heard.

I believe the episode title is "Lisa the Iconoclast"

 

[mcA896]

would this be the episode when she finds the map or diary page or whatever it is inside of a spyglass/telescope looking thingy? my memory is faint. and then when she shows it to she historian he shuns her as does the town?

 

[derekbob]

Originally posted by mcA896
would this be the episode when she finds the map or diary page or whatever it is inside of a spyglass/telescope looking thingy? my memory is faint. and then when she shows it to she historian he shuns her as does the town?

Thats it

 

[manimal]

Originally posted by DRB
You get a topless Manimal or nothing.

well...you asked for it