Law of odds, if you commute enough, something notable will happen. I doubt anyone remembers my post about 5 years ago when I was riding to work really early one morning and came upon a guy that was walking down the street jacking off.I have nothing notable to report about my ride though
But You Do!! Lollaw Of Odds, If You Commute Enough, Something Notable Will Happen. I Doubt Anyone Remembers My Post About 5 Years Ago When I Was Riding To Work Really Early One Morning And Came Upon A Guy That Was Walking Down The Street Jacking Off.
I had a homeless crazy guy keep telling me that if only he had his bike with him, we could race and he would win. LOLLaw of odds, if you commute enough, something notable will happen. I doubt anyone remembers my post about 5 years ago when I was riding to work really early one morning and came upon a guy that was walking down the street jacking off.
Dude...I'm laughing so hard I'm in tears...next time: snot rocket as he overtakes.
or keep a horse placenta wrapped around your headtube to sling onto his seatpost
I look him dead in the eyes and say, "I will end you."
I know the guy pissed you off, but calling him a c*ckmunch isn't going to get him to stop. The thing that pisses me off the most on my commute is the number of people who think its okay to risk my life to save 5 seconds on their drive. I wish gas would go to $8 a gallon and get a bunch of these people off the roadstory
So you just let him go on an easy hill?So yeah...some guys are skunky douche-rags.
On the way in this morning, this guy falls in behind me and drafts for about 5 miles. (I'm keeping it somewhere between 18-20mph, which isn't the easiest at 48F...but I digress...)
First long, relatively easy hill pops up, he pulls around, says "Mornin'.", and continues to accelerate with no intention of letting me fall in. So I say "You're welcome." and he looks at me with a level of disdain and arrogance that is only surpassed by the Kardashian family. At this point I actually thought about sprinting up to his rear wheel and buzzing him...but I decided to keep it civil.
I blew threw a red light (the green turn arrow was lit and no cars were coming) and startled a roadie dude as he waited for the light. I was on the 1x1, so he caught up and started to lecture me:
"You know you give us a bad name right?"
"A bad name? Like these fuggers (points to traffic) care about riders to begin with?"
"So you don't care?"
"I'm trying to get home before the rain starts."
"Well, blah, blah, blah..."
"Fug off and mind your own business!"
Am I the azzhole?
Neither is reciting the local ordinances verbatim...so I just did what made me feel good.I know the guy pissed you off, but calling him a c*ckmunch isn't going to get him to stop. The thing that pisses me off the most on my commute is the number of people who think its okay to risk my life to save 5 seconds on their drive. I wish gas would go to $8 a gallon and get a bunch of these people off the road
Yeah...it was a chilly ride in after a 90 miler the day before...I just didn't feel like being a complete d*ck and wasting my energy...Heidi said:So you just let him go on an easy hill?
During monsoon season down here I carry Ziplock bag for the iPod, Phone, etc. I was worried about my lights though, so a LBS wrench suggested carrying condoms to cover them and still be lit up. Married monkeys should prolly explain this to their spouse before stock up however.Was at work late last night, and rode home in the dark. It started pouring rain about 5 miles in. I got soaked! oster_oops:
All my stuff was in my Chrome bag, and stayed dry as a bone.During monsoon season down here I carry Ziplock bag for the iPod, Phone, etc. I was worried about my lights though, so a LBS wrench suggested carrying condoms to cover them and still be lit up. Married monkeys should prolly explain this to their spouse before stock up however.
Haha, awesome!So I'm really tired today and was just kind of cruising to work, not trying all that hard and I see some guy furiously pedaling to catch up to me. He does so at the roundabout and continues to hammer by my without a word. He pulls off to take a short cut and that's when I kick it in only I take the longer way around. I'm now ahead of him when he rejoins the main road and he tries to take another shortcut. Two streets down he connects back up with my road only I'm still ahead of him. He sprints up and says, "You must know some shortcut I don't". I reply, "Nope, I'm just faster than you."
SLAM!
Sounds AMAZING!!!One time I road in and thought I was going to work through a big storm. By midnight it should have easily passed through. Well, my plan didn't work and I couldn't justify having the wife drive with the baby to pick me up that late.
SO I sucked it up and road home in a July thundershower. It was one of the most amazing experiences of my life. Like being baptised by warm rain under fire works skies. It was my fastest average this year 21.3mph. I'll never forget it.
one of each, of course.Question though...should I build a single speed, or a geared bike?
I am looking to get a commuter, especially for winter, but in general. Currently I just ride my mountain bike, with road tires. That is fine while it is dry, but soon enough winter will be here and I will be in trouble. I only have about a 4 mile each way commute...sometimes less sometimes more. Does anyone have any cheap suggestions? My LBS doesn't have any used right now, doesn't think they will get any soon either...what should i do?
I don't use anything fancy, but then I can keep it to mostly offroad or rarely driven roads.Any of y'all use fancy lights for commuting? Considering picking up either a NR MyNewt or TriNewt.