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rideit

Bob the Builder
Aug 24, 2004
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http://news.yahoo.com/alabama-man-sues-claiming-penis-amputated-instead-circumcised-160021036.html

Reuters) - An Alabama man who went in to a hospital last month for a circumcision awoke after surgery to find his penis had been amputated, his lawyer said on Thursday.

Johnny Lee Banks Jr., 56, said in a lawsuit filed in state court earlier this week that no one at the Princeton Baptist Medical Center in Birmingham, Alabama, had told him why it had been necessary to remove his penis.

"My client is devastated," said Banks' attorney John Graves.

Banks, who is married and does not work due to a disability, did not recall the precise date of the incident but believed it occurred in June, his attorney said.

A spokeswoman for the hospital's parent company said in a statement that Banks' allegations were without merit.

"We intend to defend all counts aggressively," Kate DeWitt Darden, spokeswoman for Baptist Health System, said in a statement.

The lawsuit does not specify a monetary value of the damages.

Named as defendants in the lawsuit are the hospital, the Simon-Williamson Clinic, Urology Centers of Alabama and two doctors, Graves said.
 
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Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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did not recall the precise date of the incident but believed it occurred in June, his attorney said
Pretty sure the day I woke up with my dick missing is a date, hour, minute, second that would be burned into my brain. If nothing else I would at least have a good idea in what week piss just started running down my t'aint.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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When "A little off the top" goes too far...

<edit> I'm pretty sure his EOB would show the date of service.
 
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Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
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No one is wondering why a 56 year old dude would have a circumcision?
I'm pretty sure there was a skit about this on TV:

[nurse talking to middle aged man] "How old is the patient being circumscribed?"

"40"

"Days or months?"

"... Years"

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