just slipped and fell in she shower. elbow has a nice slice, now bandaged and ice packed. hip hurts, shoulders hurt. managed to only lightly tap the hesd. pain meds are in the picture. going to be very stiff in the morning. wife makes a good nurse
oh eff me
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Shower + nurse + fall = 
Heal up soon
Heal up soon
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Might want to start wearing your helmet and pads while engaging such risky activities.
Practice this phrase- "HELP! I've fallen and I cant get up!"
(Heal up quickly amigo!)
(Heal up quickly amigo!)
Maybe time to pad the shower? OSHA requires non-slip surfaces any place that may get wet.
I couldn't find that fast enough. Thanks. Sounds appropriate for the elderly looking to avoid falls and ER bills.
^^^^^ lol
tub has a suction cup mat, suction cups failed. two good things: did not crack my head or the tub. Elbow is swollen and the cut is transverse and right at the bony protuberance. Redid the dressing added more neosporin, hurts like hell but I think its just a bone bruise. I got lucky as hell that I didn't really rack myself up.
tub has a suction cup mat, suction cups failed. two good things: did not crack my head or the tub. Elbow is swollen and the cut is transverse and right at the bony protuberance. Redid the dressing added more neosporin, hurts like hell but I think its just a bone bruise. I got lucky as hell that I didn't really rack myself up.
you mean the olecranon?
Chicks dig scars.
you must have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night
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i work in orthopedics. amazing what you can pick up just be listening.
I am just a bit fuzzy from taking a pain med so I could sleep last night. Elbow was throbbing then I realized I had bandaged it too tight and did not do the taping in the bent position. Every time I moved the arm the bandage was re-splitting the laceration on the bone. Redid the taping while holding the arm at a 90* angle and hey most of the discomfort is gone...DOH
now for some coffee
now for some coffee
Every spring at my house is farging spider fest...big, nasty spiders that make me wish we had a cat. One surprised me in the shower awhile back, I tired to spray it with the shower head and it jumped at me. As it did, I jumped back and of course the shower mat suction cups gave way as I did...were it not for my Ninja like reflexes and my highly tuned snes of proprioception, I would be in the same boat as eric...
The Frau still teases me about the blood curdling scream I let out.
The Frau still teases me about the blood curdling scream I let out.
My wife got woken up by the really loud thump followed by a louder F Bomb....
Nice going, you old fvck.
Those suction cup mats are a death trap. You're much better off with stick on traction pads in your shower and tub.
no chit. going to try and find some tonight post shift
Were you singing this one when it happened?
I started to make fun of you for this, but then realized I too am a large scary mammal, but am terrified of needles.
I need to find someone to give me a spongebath...its never too early.
Well, OK, but do I have to wear the "special outfit" this time ?
That is what makes it so special...come on...please?!
The buckles cause a lot of chaffing.
thank god you weren't fornicating....who would have rescued you then?
mother in law?
I would crawl down the street neked and bloody to Fire Station 9 before I would call her
Man, once I find out one of my friends has lady scream, there is no mercy. I summon that mess up as often as humanly possible.
thats why he got his butt transferred to Germany in the first place
Throw on some feces and some kraftwerk era techno in the background and that's probably a turn on.
In all seriousness, good thing you didn't whack your melon on the fixtures. That seems like it could be pretty bad.