[Atomic Dog]

I just went into the men's room to take a leak here at work and some dude was sitting on the crapper talking on his cell phone while he was droppin the kids off at the pool.

Really now, nobody is that important.

 

[Toshi]

how was he sitting on the crapper yet dropping his kids off at the pool? is the pool the toilet?

 

[stinkyboy]

how was he sitting on the crapper yet dropping his kids off at the pool? is the pool the toilet?

 

[sam_little]

^^^^^^^^^ you guys can't be serious.

 

[OGRipper]

People do that all the time in my office. I think it indicates the person on the other line is NOT important. As in: "Sorry, they only time I have for you is when I can multi-task."

 

[Craw]

I take a lot of dumps each day. It's one of my favorite times of the day. Sometimes they're long processes and I've been known to call up friends to shoot the sh** (pun intended! hahahah) out of boredom.

The call usually goes like this:

Me: Hey dude

Friend: Hey man, what's up

Me: Nothing just taking a dump.

Friend: haha

Me: haha ***grunt** man that was rough, so you wanna grab some food in a bit? I'm gonna have some room after this..

 

[splat]

A couple of Guys at our office take there lap tops with wireless LAN connections and surf the web while crapping

 

[sanjuro]

Just fake an accent and make fun of the person. That will get him to stop...

 

[Crazy Sweeper]

I think that's just as bad as pi$$ing while you talk on the phone. I hang up on people when I can hear a stream of water in the background.

 

[LordOpie]

a friend hung up on me once cuz I was talking to him while riding.

 

[rpk1988]

I like to catch the latest issue of MBA while I am taking a crap.

 

[Skookum]

Yah "turd time" should not be shared with others.

 

[caputo1989]

I takin a dump right now...










JK.

 

[Pau11y]

What the hell is wrong w/ calling while your lower half is busy? It's not like your getting a blow job where there'll be a lack of blood going to the (big) head or somfin. It's like, "Hey man, had a moment to spare sittin' here. Was just thinking about cha and thought I'd give a call." What the hell is wrong w/ that? You guys are WAY to uptight. And, there are connotations there only if you let it.

 

[downhillzeypher]

Backround noises. THAT'S what's wrong!

 

[Pau11y]

Backround noises. THAT'S what's wrong!

Cough at the right moment(s). C'mon, be a bit creative. Hell, you can say it was the TV or your dog...

 

[Peteydag]

thats what i call a private conversation