[stoney]

We had a family barbeque over the weekend for which I made some of JimmyDean's Mango Habanero Salsa. I made two batches: mellow and omg it burns. The 'mellow' one is the same recipe but with no seeds and extra mango and berries to offset is a bit. The 'omg it burns' has two exta Hab's (with seeds) added in for extra kick.

As it turned out, the 'mellow' ended up packing a pretty aggressive kick that made it by far the hottest salsa of the barbeque. It was once again the most popular salsa at the party and all that I brought was eaten. I i still had my jar of 'omg it burns' sitting in the fridge though, because I didn't want to give Grandma a heart attack if she got the wrong one (she's kind of blind now)

In lieu of lunch today I thought some chips and salsa would be a good little shake up from my normal quinoa-based meal. It was great for the first few bites until I stopped eating to do some chores and the heat came up brutally fast. I can't stop eating chips and salsa because it hurts to much to stop. I feel like Johan Hill in 'Get Him to the Greek' petting the fuzzy wall.

I still highly recommend this recipe for any barbeque you might be attending, but don't add more Habs - it might kill someone.

Oh, and I'm not looking forward to when this cycles through. It's going to hurt like hell.

 

[lovebunny]

cool story bro

 

[golgiaparatus]

We just ate this for lunch, good times:
Each slice had at least 1 whole Habañero, seeds and all. Not to mention the ghost pepper sauce.

 

[stoney]

We just ate this for lunch, good times:

I just saw that the other bay. That guy was probably ****ting blood for a week.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Dude - they're fvcking habs you 'tard.

 

[stoney]

Dude - they're fvcking habs you 'tard.

I know this. These aren't like the ones I get from Safeway though. I picked them up at the Farmer's Market last week. Organic, locally grown Hab's from Hell is what they are!

 

[Jeremy R]

Did you know that Dirty Mike has a boat?

 

[Iridemtb]

Too long to read, but I thought you were talking about peeing. LOL.

 

[golgiaparatus]

I just saw that the other bay. That guy was probably ****ting blood for a week.

I ate 1/3 of a pizza and it was hot but not insane. I think I could down a whole large, but not with nothing to drink... that's just F'd up.

Ever heard of "wing stop"? The Atomic wings at that place are FAR hotter than this pizza. I did 10 wings and my hands were shaking from endorphins by the end. Hottest thing I have ever eaten, hands down.

 

[stoney]

I ate 1/3 of a pizza and it was hot but not insane. I think I could down a whole large, but not with nothing to drink... that's just F'd up.

Ever heard of "wing stop"? The Atomic wings at that place are FAR hotter than this pizza. I did 10 wings and my hands were shaking from endorphins by the end. Hottest thing I have ever eaten, hands down.

You fly overs are just down right crazy.

 

[Mr Jones]

I ate 1/3 of a pizza and it was hot but not insane. I think I could down a whole large, but not with nothing to drink... that's just F'd up.

Ever heard of "wing stop"? The Atomic wings at that place are FAR hotter than this pizza. I did 10 wings and my hands were shaking from endorphins by the end. Hottest thing I have ever eaten, hands down.

yea, I'm a wuss when it comes to hot food. I can take no more than 2 of those atomic wings before I'm looking for a vanilla milk shake.

 

[golgiaparatus]

You fly overs are just down right crazy.

Fly overs?

 

[jutny]

got dosed with ghost pepper sauce the day after new years, a couple of the guys poured some on my eggs and I didnt think anything of it because I hadn't seen the bottle.

about 3-4 bites in I started to notice it.

That was not fun. It was bearable but not my idea of a good time, I finished my breakfast though (probably not the best idea, that was murder on the way out.)

 

[jutny]

Fly overs?

flyover states

 

[golgiaparatus]

flyover states

Gotcha... if you fly over tomorrow AM around 9:00AM you might be able to hear me scream as the incinerator pizza exits.

 

[HAB]

Dude - they're fvcking habs you 'tard.

HTFU.

 

[gonefirefightin]

I thought urination was going to be the topic

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

I thought urination was going to be the topic

So did Iridemtb earlier this afternoon.

 

[KavuRider]

I ate 1/3 of a pizza and it was hot but not insane. I think I could down a whole large, but not with nothing to drink... that's just F'd up.

Ever heard of "wing stop"? The Atomic wings at that place are FAR hotter than this pizza. I did 10 wings and my hands were shaking from endorphins by the end. Hottest thing I have ever eaten, hands down.

Really?
I love their wings...haven't tried the Atomic yet...and although I do love spicy food, I'm not sure if I will now.

 

[Iridemtb]

So did Iridemtb earlier this afternoon.

I got genital worts and it burns when I pee, I slept with your mom I got the HIV. ~ I think Eminem sings that. LOL.

 

[jimmydean]

Dude, my ghost chilies just started to bud last weekend. We are supposed to go strawberry picking this weekend and I will be doctoring up some goodness myself.

 

[mexMan]

When I first read the title I thought ''My God it's ghonorrea, go to a doctor and stop whining''... Yeah, I've heard habaneros are pretty badass, but with that amount of sugar in the recipe it wouldn't kill a pigeon, that's what I think, dunno, it can't be THAT bad.

 

[I Are Baboon]

I figured this thread would be about peeing.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Hows your morning going Joker?

 

[Westy]

I figured this thread would be about peeing.

I thought it was going to be about applying Axe to freshly shorn balls.

 

[jimmydean]

I thought it was going to be about applying Axe to freshly shorn balls.

That's a good kind of burn, right?

 

[Westy]

That's a good kind of burn, right?

Whatever floats your boat. If that is your kind of thing try rubbing some of those ghost chili's down there.

 

[JLStout]

Last year I grew some Habs in my garden. Stupid me after a few beers thought they wouldn't be as hot as the store bought ones. Took a big bite! Big mistake! They were like eating the sun!

 

[mexMan]

Last year I grew some Habs in my garden. Stupid me after a few beers thought they wouldn't be as hot as the store bought ones. Took a big bite! Big mistake! They were like eating the sun!

Next time stick them in you're eye, it's pretty awesome

 

[stoney]

Hows your morning going Joker?

Nothing yet, but I'll let you know...

 

[Sandwich]

my normal quinoa-based meal.

 

[stoney]

Hippy's lost 10# in 4 weeks. I'll keep eating my quinoa, thank you very much.

 

[JLStout]

I actually did that once. I make ABTs on my smoker (Atomic Buffalo Turds). I use jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese, a little smokey and wrapped with bacon. I did some habanero ones last year and touched my forehead with a finger. About 1/2 hour later it migrated into my eye. Couldn't open my eye for about an hour. My wife thought it was hilarious.