[golgiaparatus]

God, I am at work... bachelor party was last night at a friends house. Unga... drank whole bottle of wild turkey rare breed, had way too many beers and got 4 lap dances from a private stripper named Raven... it was a good night but damn, I want to go home... rehearsal is a few hours from now. Pain, agony, discomfort!

 

[stosh]

Who the PHUCK has a bachelor party on a Thursday?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Good riddance!

 

[SkaredShtles]

I thought you never made childish posts like this.......

 

[Mike B.]

I feel for you. My bachelor party was the night before the wedding (after rehearsal) and I was still drunk at 11 AM with pictures at 1PM.

 

[golgiaparatus]

I thought you never made childish posts like this.......

THATS IT! I dont have to take this crap! I'm leaving and never coming back to the … EVER

 

[golgiaparatus]

Who the PHUCK has a bachelor party on a Thursday?

Thank god it wasnt on Fri. I couldnt go through the wedding like this, it'd be awful. I feel like hell.

 

[stosh]

Thank god it wasnt on Fri. I couldnt go through the wedding like this, it'd be awful. I feel like hell.

My party is going to be atleast a week before the wedding.

 

[golgiaparatus]

My party is going to be atleast a week before the wedding.

I'd be fine if I could sleep it off... but Oh, no, I have to work, thenm I have to go get tux, then try tux on then... ugh...

 

[hooples3]

Who the PHUCK has a bachelor party on a Thursday?

i was just gonna ask the same

 

[hooples3]

My party is going to be atleast a week before the wedding.

ahh yes ... i remeber mine...vaguely

 

[stosh]

ahh yes ... i remeber mine...vaguely

I'm having mine in Philly.

 

[-BB-]

My party is going to be atleast a week before the wedding.

What are you talking about?
You won't be allowed to have a party!!

 

[hooples3]

I'm having mine in Philly.

oh philidelphia... i thought for a second you were a switch hitter

 

[stosh]

What are you talking about?
You won't be allowed to have a party!!

Welcome back!

 

[SilentJ]

I'd be fine if I could sleep it off... but Oh, no, I have to work, thenm I have to go get tux, then try tux on then... ugh...

What you need, good sir, is a beer....maybe two.

 

[-BB-]

Welcome back!

Thanks dude... it is good to be back

 

[Urban FR'er 666]

Marriage is nothing but a dissgusting waiste of time/effort/money!!! Glad I will never get married! I had a B!TCH ask me to marry her, and I told her to: "FIND SOME OTHER FOOL TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF"!!!!!

 

[SkaredShtles]

Marriage is nothing but a dissgusting waiste of time/effort/money!!! Glad I will never get married! I had a B!TCH ask me to marry her, and I told her to: "FIND SOME OTHER FOOL TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF"!!!!!

 

[dfinn]

Who the PHUCK has a bachelor party on a Thursday?

you think thursday is bad. a friend of mine planned a bachelor party for another friend on a god damned monday night. tuesday I got sent home from work early because I fell asleep at my desk and stank like booze. can't say I didn't enjoy myself though.

 

[-dustin]

how was she?

 

[Meat Foot]

My party is going to be atleast a week before the wedding.

Had mine like a month or month and a half in advance. I reasoned if I did something foolish to my body, I could have it repaired, replaced, or removed (applies to limbs, teeth, etc.).

 

[Repack]

Four words: Hair of the Dog.



Holy crap! Just as I typed that I heard Hair of the Dog in a commercial.

 

[Urban FR'er 666]

Call me what you will, but I would much rather be a "TROLL", rather than to be the guy that had it all, and now has nothing all due to a simple court battle with some B!TCH who wants to take you for all you got!!! :nuts:

 

[rigidhack]

Call me what you will, but I would much rather be a "TROLL", rather than to be the guy that had it all, and now has nothing all due to a simple court battle with some B!TCH who wants to take you for all you got!!! :nuts:

Angry troll

 

[splat]

ahh yes ... i remeber mine...vaguely

you mean your suppose to remeber it ?
other than waking up with the feeling that something died in your mouth ?

 

[DRB]

Call me what you will, but I would much rather be a "TROLL", rather than to be the guy that had it all, and now has nothing all due to a simple court battle with some B!TCH who wants to take you for all you got!!! :nuts:

Is that a "friend" you are talking about?

 

[rigidhack]

you mean your suppose to remeber it ?
other than waking up with the feeling that something died in your mouth ?

LOL
I guess it is better thatn waking up feeling like someone died in your mouth.

(You could make a nasty pun on the French petit mort here, but I'll pass)

 

[Urban FR'er 666]

Is that a "friend" you are talking about?

It would be the person that appears to be your friend, untill you see their true side!

One of the many quotes I live by:
"Marriage; That is one part of this Cruel society, that I VOW, to never become a VICTOM of "!!!

 

[manimal]

wow...am i the only guy who's bachelor party didn't involve boos?

i had to dress up in my mom's house robe/coat thingy with a pink wig and play paintball. mind you...i was ONLY wearing the robe so everytime i got shot it hurt like hell!

then my brother made the announcement to all the 10yr old pro kids there w/ lazer sights and fully auto spiders..."$10 to whoever can hit him in the nuts!"

that was the most painfully fun bachelor party i can imagine

 

[johnbryanpeters]

wow...am i the only guy who's bachelor party didn't involve boos?

i had to dress up in my mom's house robe/coat thingy with a pink wig and play paintball. mind you...i was ONLY wearing the robe so everytime i got shot it hurt like hell!

then my brother made the announcement to all the 10yr old pro kids there w/ lazer sights and fully auto spiders..."$10 to whoever can hit him in the nuts!"

that was the most painfully fun bachelor party i can imagine

Son, you are very, very twisted!