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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by golgiaparatus, Oct 21, 2005.

  1. golgiaparatus

    golgiaparatus Out of my element

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    God, I am at work... bachelor party was last night at a friends house. Unga... drank whole bottle of wild turkey rare breed, had way too many beers and got 4 lap dances from a private stripper named Raven... it was a good night but damn, I want to go home... rehearsal is a few hours from now. Pain, agony, discomfort! :blah:
     

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  2. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    Who the PHUCK has a bachelor party on a Thursday?
     
  3. johnbryanpeters

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    Good riddance!
     
  4. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I thought you never made childish posts like this....... :think:

    :blah:
     
  5. Mike B.

    Mike B. Turbo Monkey

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    I feel for you. My bachelor party was the night before the wedding (after rehearsal) and I was still drunk at 11 AM with pictures at 1PM.
     
  6. golgiaparatus

    golgiaparatus Out of my element

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    THATS IT! I dont have to take this crap! I'm leaving and never coming back to the :monkey:… EVER :rolleyes:
     
  7. golgiaparatus

    golgiaparatus Out of my element

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    Thank god it wasnt on Fri. I couldnt go through the wedding like this, it'd be awful. I feel like hell.
     
  8. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    My party is going to be atleast a week before the wedding.
     
  9. golgiaparatus

    golgiaparatus Out of my element

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    I'd be fine if I could sleep it off... but Oh, no, I have to work, thenm I have to go get tux, then try tux on then... ugh...
     
  10. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    i was just gonna ask the same
     
  11. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    ahh yes ... i remeber mine...vaguely
     
  12. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    I'm having mine in Philly.
     
  13. -BB-

    -BB- I broke all the rules, but somehow still became mo

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    What are you talking about?
    You won't be allowed to have a party!!

    ;)
     
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    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    :think:



    oh philidelphia... i thought for a second you were a switch hitter
     
  15. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    Welcome back!
     
  16. SilentJ

    SilentJ trail builder

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    What you need, good sir, is a beer....maybe two. :drool:
     
  17. -BB-

    -BB- I broke all the rules, but somehow still became mo

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    Thanks dude... it is good to be back
     
  18. Urban FR'er 666

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    Marriage is nothing but a dissgusting waiste of time/effort/money!!! Glad I will never get married! I had a B!TCH ask me to marry her, and I told her to: "FIND SOME OTHER FOOL TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF"!!!!!
     
  19. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    dfinn Turbo Monkey

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    you think thursday is bad. a friend of mine planned a bachelor party for another friend on a god damned monday night. tuesday I got sent home from work early because I fell asleep at my desk and stank like booze. can't say I didn't enjoy myself though.
     
  21. -dustin

    -dustin boring

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    how was she?

     
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    Meat Foot Monkey

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    :thumb: Had mine like a month or month and a half in advance. I reasoned if I did something foolish to my body, I could have it repaired, replaced, or removed (applies to limbs, teeth, etc.).
     
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    Repack Turbo Monkey

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    Four words: Hair of the Dog.



    Holy crap! Just as I typed that I heard Hair of the Dog in a commercial.
     
  24. Urban FR'er 666

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    :nope: Call me what you will, but I would much rather be a "TROLL", rather than to be the guy that had it all, and now has nothing all due to a simple court battle with some B!TCH who wants to take you for all you got!!! :nuts:
     
  25. rigidhack

    rigidhack Turbo Monkey

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    Angry troll
     
  26. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    you mean your suppose to remeber it ?
    other than waking up with the feeling that something died in your mouth ?
     
  27. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    Is that a "friend" you are talking about?
     
  28. rigidhack

    rigidhack Turbo Monkey

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    LOL
    I guess it is better thatn waking up feeling like someone died in your mouth.

    (You could make a nasty pun on the French petit mort here, but I'll pass)
     
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    It would be the person that appears to be your friend, untill you see their true side!

    One of the many quotes I live by:
    "Marriage; That is one part of this Cruel society, that I VOW, to never become a VICTOM of "!!! :nope:
     
  30. manimal

    manimal Ociffer Tackleberry

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    wow...am i the only guy who's bachelor party didn't involve boos?

    i had to dress up in my mom's house robe/coat thingy with a pink wig and play paintball. mind you...i was ONLY wearing the robe so everytime i got shot it hurt like hell!

    then my brother made the announcement to all the 10yr old pro kids there w/ lazer sights and fully auto spiders..."$10 to whoever can hit him in the nuts!"

    that was the most painfully fun bachelor party i can imagine :D
     
  31. johnbryanpeters

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    Son, you are very, very twisted! :D