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oh noes!!! my mom saw my chicks boobies!!!!

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  1. lovebunny

    lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    so i have a picture of my girls boobs on my phone as the wallpaper,and im over at my mothers house using her internet, i get a call and set my phone down. my mom looks at my phone and is like what is this?! and picks up my phone. she then starts laughing and telling me how i could offend people with it. im glad she has a sense of humor. that is all
     

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  2. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    This thread is worthless without pics
     
  3. llkoolkeg

    llkoolkeg Ranger LL

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    So...she doesn't seem to mind you having pics of 'em to show every Tom, Dick and Fairy who should happen to sit next to you on public tranportation. Why the eff don't you hook your :monkey: bros up with some ta-ta appreciation? They aren't mosquito bites, are they? Yer not skeered, are you? She wouldn't cut you off, would she? :biggrin:
     
  4. burly50

    burly50 Where the hell is everyone?

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    Let me be the judge of what is offensive and what isn't. I will need to see the picture to get a good idea if it is offensive or not. Again, all I need to make this judgement is the picture.
     
  5. lovebunny

    lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    uhhh haha no they arent quite moquito bites. i dont want a vacation from RM either, so sorry. and uh she is the one in yellow
     
  6. llkoolkeg

    llkoolkeg Ranger LL

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    What're PMs for, then, if not to indicate where the goods might be found? If she didn't really want them to be widely viewed and appreciated, she wouldn't have allowed your peter to remain attached after you clicked "capture".
     
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    PatBranch Turbo Monkey

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    Is that your house?
     
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    DRB unemployed bum

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    Slugman Frankenbike

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    Could be worse - could have seen your girlfreind's mom boobs... been there, was awkward. Then grandma showed up - I left.

    Damn european nude beaches...
     
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    strangeland2 Monkey

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    That girl even legal? Youd better wait till shes 18 to be mailing some tittie pics... Sure would suck for the entire RM forum to be arrested for kiddy porn.
     
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    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    i showed stinkyboy the pics of my woman on my phone and I got my phone back 5 minutes later and it was slimy
     
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    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    What would be even better, is when her mom accidently see your phone, thats the story I want to hear!!!!
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Mannequin porn is hot!

    Edit: Well done LB!
     
  14. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    Teej, I figured your mom would laugh. She seems pretty cool. At least it was a pic of her boobs and not of the two of you... well, you get the idea.
     
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    I like the one on the left
     
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    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    You're under 18 right? Cuz SHE is.:lighten:
     
  17. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    :rofl:
     
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    all i see is a whitebox with a red X in it!!! DAMMIT I WANT BOOBIES!!!!
     
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    stevew unique white person

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    It doesn't look like she has all the sh*t in her face the other one did.

    Good job.
     
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    What the sh!t. You have my number; I expect a message by this afternoon.
     
  21. Arkayne

    Arkayne I come bearing GIFs

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    your gf is virtual until you send me the original phone pic

     
  22. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    you sir.... HAVE DANGEROUS SKILZ!!! :clapping:
     
  23. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    I have the name of a good plastic surgeon. I'll PM it to ya.
     
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    maddog17 Turbo Monkey

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    i do that and i'll NEVER leave the house!!
     
  25. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    maddog17 Turbo Monkey

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    nice that you got to see her during her recess period at jr. high!!!

    don't get me wrong, i'm not saying i wouldn't do her. she's cute.
     
  27. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    I see you're home now
    If you still want big boobies
    PM you doc's name
     
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    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Soooo TJ, did the Mass PM's start yet???
     
  29. w00dy

    w00dy In heaven there is no beer

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    My g/f from high school's mom walked in on us one time, mid hump. Pretty sure she got a good look at my pucker.

    Gainy boob shot > close range grundle glare.
     
  30. lovebunny

    lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    ok ok those of you who I KNOW who want it just pm me and i will sent you the pics. im at interbike right now so i cant till tomorrow but ill try to get some fresh new ones for you!
     
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    we meant your moms' boobies...
     
  32. Slugman

    Slugman Frankenbike

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    This remind me of the bloodhound gang's song about dating a porn star...

    Mom and Dad this is Chasey
    Chasey this is my mom and dad
    Now show 'em them titties

    Most likely NSFW -
     
  33. BMXman

    BMXman I wish I was Canadian

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    lol..are you trying to give your GF a reason to break up with you :bonk:
     
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    uhhhg, my ex came into the kitchen at my parents on day last year with a shirt she had just got the day before with no bra on under without realizing you could see almost though it... and still a good amount of detail (color/shape etc).... with my little brother staring before my mom piped up with "well becky (gf at the time), those are nice, tristan (younger brother), what do you think?"
     
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    Damnit TJ, I am missing out on interbike. Wish I was up there with Yall.
     
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    same thing happened to me
     
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    You are such a retard.
     
  38. lovebunny

    lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    and now my girl has seen this thread. her reaction, " OMG! THOMAS JONES!!!!!"
     
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    bonehead. Did you not learn anything from me? We've gone through this before...
     
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