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oh noes!!! my mom saw my chicks boobies!!!!

lovebunny

can i lick your balls?
Dec 14, 2003
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San Diego, California, United States
so i have a picture of my girls boobs on my phone as the wallpaper,and im over at my mothers house using her internet, i get a call and set my phone down. my mom looks at my phone and is like what is this?! and picks up my phone. she then starts laughing and telling me how i could offend people with it. im glad she has a sense of humor. that is all
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,329
4
in da shed, mon, in da shed
This thread is worthless without pics
:imstupid:

So...she doesn't seem to mind you having pics of 'em to show every Tom, Dick and Fairy who should happen to sit next to you on public tranportation. Why the eff don't you hook your :monkey: bros up with some ta-ta appreciation? They aren't mosquito bites, are they? Yer not skeered, are you? She wouldn't cut you off, would she? :biggrin:
 

burly50

Where the hell is everyone?
May 13, 2006
219
0
Westtown, NY
Let me be the judge of what is offensive and what isn't. I will need to see the picture to get a good idea if it is offensive or not. Again, all I need to make this judgement is the picture.
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,329
4
in da shed, mon, in da shed
uhhh haha no they arent quite moquito bites. i dont want a vacation from RM either, so sorry. and uh she is the one in yellow
What're PMs for, then, if not to indicate where the goods might be found? If she didn't really want them to be widely viewed and appreciated, she wouldn't have allowed your peter to remain attached after you clicked "capture".
 

Slugman

Frankenbike
Apr 29, 2004
4,027
0
Miami, FL
Could be worse - could have seen your girlfreind's mom boobs... been there, was awkward. Then grandma showed up - I left.

Damn european nude beaches...
 

strangeland2

Monkey
Jul 11, 2007
305
0
masshole
That girl even legal? Youd better wait till shes 18 to be mailing some tittie pics... Sure would suck for the entire RM forum to be arrested for kiddy porn.
 

ultraNoob

Yoshinoya Destroyer
Jan 20, 2007
4,515
1
Hills of Paradise
Teej, I figured your mom would laugh. She seems pretty cool. At least it was a pic of her boobs and not of the two of you... well, you get the idea.
 

stevew

unique white person
Sep 21, 2001
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2,704
It doesn't look like she has all the sh*t in her face the other one did.

Good job.
 

Slugman

Frankenbike
Apr 29, 2004
4,027
0
Miami, FL
This remind me of the bloodhound gang's song about dating a porn star...

Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties

Most likely NSFW -
 

BMXman

I wish I was Canadian
Sep 8, 2001
13,854
0
Victoria, BC
ok ok those of you who I KNOW who want it just pm me and i will sent you the pics. im at interbike right now so i cant till tomorrow but ill try to get some fresh new ones for you!
lol..are you trying to give your GF a reason to break up with you :bonk:
 

dhr-racer

Monkey
Jan 24, 2007
411
0
A, A
uhhhg, my ex came into the kitchen at my parents on day last year with a shirt she had just got the day before with no bra on under without realizing you could see almost though it... and still a good amount of detail (color/shape etc).... with my little brother staring before my mom piped up with "well becky (gf at the time), those are nice, tristan (younger brother), what do you think?"
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
14,393
1,499
Colorado
bonehead. Did you not learn anything from me? We've gone through this before...