[jonKranked]

Gay Marriage Opposer Busted for DUI After Leaving Gay Club with Another Man

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2010/03/entering_the_larry_craig_pantheon.php

 

[rockofullr]

I feel like this has happened before.

 

[stevew]

he's so deep in the closet he is kicking it with aslan in narnia.

......

 

[Pesqueeb]

Paging Ted Haggard to the white courtesy phone........

 

[jonKranked]

Paging Larry Craig to the white courtesy stall........

fixed

 

[eaterofdog]

Is this even notable anymore? These days, I automatically assume any repub loves the cock, unless it's a woman, then she's just a crazy bitch.

 

[jonKranked]

check out the article comments on digg... comedy GOLD


http://digg.com/politics/Gay_Marriage_Opposer_Busted_for_DUI_While_Leaving_Gay_Club

"See? Gay marriage will drive people to drink."
"Why wouldn't it? Straight marriage has for years."


I guess a breathalyzer isn't the only thing he blew that night!

When they did his breathalzyer test, his blood alcohol content was .14, but his stomach semen content was .99!

During his field sobriety test he couldn't walk in a straight line because he said "I don't go straight, only forward!"

Democrats cheat on their spouses with women, Republicans do it with men, why isn't gay rights issues on reversed sides?

 

[ohio]

He was drunk and in Bakersfield. I challenge any of YOU smartypantses to put yourself in that position and tell the difference between men and women.

 

[Pesqueeb]

He was drunk and in Bakersfield. I challenge any of YOU smartypantses to put yourself in that position and tell the difference between men and women.

 

[jimmydean]

He was drunk and in Bakersfield.

Nope.

Initial reports only noted the DWI arrest and Ashburn issued a contrite apology on Wednesday. But late this evening, the CBS affiliate in Sacramento reported that "sources" confirmed that Ashburn had left Faces, a gay nightclub in downtown Sacramento, just prior to his arrest.

The state issued black Chevrolet Tahoe Ashburn was driving has been impounded at the state Capitol.

 

[stevew]

i bet he attended those promisekeepers meetings..........where they kept their love of swallowing man chowder on the down low.

 

[drkenan]

i bet he attended those promisekeepers meetings..........where they kept their love of swallowing man chowder on the down low.

Speaking of promise keepers and comedy gold...

 

[JustMtnB44]

Just saw this on Google news

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/03/08/california-state-senator-announces-hes-gay-dui-arrest/

In the radio interview, Ashburn said he is drawing on his Christian faith, and he asked people to pray for him.

How is that going to help?

 

[DamienC]

Time to bust this out again...

 

[Ciaran]

Just saw this on Google news

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/03/08/california-state-senator-announces-hes-gay-dui-arrest/


How is that going to help?

Pray that he can accept his homosexuality?

 

[kidwoo]

Just saw this on Google news

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/03/08/california-state-senator-announces-hes-gay-dui-arrest/

Republican state Sen. Roy Ashburn said Monday he is gay, ending days of speculation that began after his arrest last week for investigation of driving under the influence.

There was speculation?

 

[sanjuro]

He's gay?

 

[jonKranked]

He's gay?

and he'll probably still be opposed to gay marriage. Being married is a mistake he already made once.

 

[JohnE]

Hey, if two gays are dumb enough to want to get married, let 'em. More misery to go around...

 

[Ciaran]

There was speculation?

Maybe he had one of those t-shirts that said, "I'm not gay but my boyfriend is".

 

[KavuRider]

Maybe he had one of those t-shirts that said, "I'm not gay but my boyfriend is".

He's probably going to take the time off to "pray out the gay".

Even though he is definitely not the first, its still surprising to me how many of these "conservative" politicians turn out to be gay.

 

[jonKranked]

He's probably going to take the time off to "pray out the gay".

Even though he is definitely not the first, its still surprising to me how many of these "conservative" politicians turn out to be gay.

Nah, he just has to go to Gay-A.

 

[dante]

"The senator said those votes reflected the way constituents in his district wanted him to vote."

Ahhahaha, isn't that what's called "having no moral convictions of your own?"