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Oh the Irony!!!

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
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The Cleft of Venus
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE, January 24, 2006, Release #06-071, Firm's Hotline: (800) 555-9717
CPSC Recall Hotline: (800) 638-2772, cPSC Media Contact: (301) 504-7908

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, in cooperation with the firm named below, today announced a voluntary recall of the following consumer product. Consumers should stop using recalled products immediately unless otherwise instructed.

Name of Product: Auto Safety Kit, Auto Aid in a Bottle, Winter Safety Kit, and Outdoorsman in a Bottle

Units: About 4,100

Distributor: L.L. Bean, of Freeport, Maine

Hazard: The products have a flashlight that relies on a powerful magnet and copper coil for manual recharging. The magnet adversely affects the polarity of the compass rendering it unreliable. The magnet could be powerful enough to disrupt a heart patient's Implantable Cardiac Defibrillator (ICD). The product's packaging lacks appropriate warning information.

Incidents/Injuries: There have been no reported incidents or injuries.

Description: Each kit contains a variety of safety equipment including a "Forever Flashlight," which does not use batteries. Shaking the flashlight for 30 seconds provides about 5 minutes of light. The Outdoorsman in a Bottle kit contains a compass. Other items which could be included in the kits include gloves, a blanket, emergency vest, a water bottle, a rain poncho and a knife. L.L. Bean is written on the bottle or blanket with these kits.

Sold by: L.L. Bean's stores, catalogs and Web sites sold these kits from August 2005 through November 2005 for between $20 and $60.

Manufactured in: United States

Remedy: Consumers with recalled kits should contact L.L. Bean immediately to receive a free warning label for the flashlight. Consumers with Outdoorsman in a Bottle kits will receive a free replacement compass/whistle.

Consumer Contact: For more information, consumers can contact L.L. Bean at (800) 555-9717 between 8:30 am and 4:30 pm ET Monday through Friday, or visit their Web site at www.llbean.com

To view this recall online, please visit our website at: https://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml06/06071.html
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
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that sounds like a cool product! charging through induction-as-powered-by-shaking-a-magnet?

oblig. nasioc quote: "the ironing[sic] is delicious"
 

blue

boob hater
Jan 24, 2004
10,160
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california
Toshi said:
that sounds like a cool product! charging through induction-as-powered-by-shaking-a-magnet?
It is, I have one, it's relatively kickass in a pinch. Uses a single uberbright LED.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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Toshi said:
that sounds like a cool product! charging through induction-as-powered-by-shaking-a-magnet?
There are infomercials for some. Not sure if it's the same brand but I thought they were pretty cool, too - LED so the power requirements are low, fully sealed so they're completely waterproof and pretty shock resistant... Would make a great emergency flashlight. Just keep it away from the computer ;)
 

Changleen

Paranoid Member
Jan 9, 2004
14,538
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Pōneke
It's amazing that that dumb bitch wrote a song about irony without including a single genuine example of irony.
 

urbaindk

The Real Dr. Science
Jul 12, 2004
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Sleepy Hollar
Not to get all materials geek on you but if that magnet is anywhere near as strong as the recall statement makes it out to be, it's not iron. More than likely it is neodymium. How's that for irony?
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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Changleen said:
It's amazing that that dumb bitch wrote a song about irony without including a single genuine example of irony.
Ironic, isn't it?