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OJ Simpson is so funny...

Joe Pozer

Mullet Head
Aug 22, 2001
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Redwood City
He is angry at Nicole for not being around the last 10 years to help with the kids. Well, maybe if he hadn't slit her throat she would be here to help out :rolleyes:

Story Link
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/kr/20040604/lo_krnewyork/ojlashesoutatnicole



He also said that Fred Goldman got great exposure out of this. Yeah, I'm sure he was so overjoyed with having to face the media and talk about his son's death. That was some great exposure.

Simpson's manager also stated that the the Juice is willing to pose for pictures at the cemetary and murder scene. Maybe he can also set up a little gift shop stand and sell replica bloody gloves, knives, and miniature white Ford Broncos.
 

Joe Pozer

Mullet Head
Aug 22, 2001
673
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Redwood City
Hahahaha...how did I miss the part where he is trying to come up with a "Punk'd" type show, it will be called "Juiced"

Who the hell would want to get "juiced". I can just picture it now.


OJ Narrating: Here is Timmy walking to his house and there I am hiding behind the bushes. Here is when I jump out of the bushes and stab Timmy in the neck. Oh look at the funny face he made when I stabbed him. Here I am burying the gloves and knife and fleeing the scene in my Bronco.

Timmy, you just got "Juiced"!
 

ito

Mr. Schwinn Effing Armstrong
Oct 3, 2003
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Avoiding the nine to five
Wow, it read like something off of The Onion. Disgusting, and considering how the reporter wrote the article he was feeling the same way.

Yuck. I feel sorry for that family.

The Ito