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DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
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It looks like it might be the worst stupid hero movie since Hulk

Yet I find myself strangley drawn in by the images of Jennifer Garner in those outfits. :evil:
 

mplutodh1

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Nov 27, 2002
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DVNT said:
Yet I find myself strangley drawn in by the images of Jennifer Garner in those outfits. :evil:

How is that strange? Hell if tickets weren't so $$ i'd be all over it, Garner is yummy :drool: :evil:

I'll admit, one of the only shows I will watch anymore is Alias... keeps me entertained even when the plot sucks
 

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
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BikeGeek said:
The reviews I've read said it's nothing you can't see on Alias for free
Nothing except Jennifer's booty 1000 times larger than your TV.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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Jennifer Garner is only "eh", and the movie looks so painfully awful that spending eight to ten bucks to see it simply to satisfy some hormonal urges... It seems like your money would be better spent bringing it to a local frat party and paying a couple girls to make out in front of you.

:think:
 

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
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binary visions said:
... It seems like your money would be better spent bringing it to a local frat party and paying a couple girls to make out in front of you.

:think:

If only I went to your college. :mumble:

That would of been a much better sight than the hippy girl with hairy armpits that always raised her hand in russian class.
 

biggins

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May 18, 2003
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DVNT said:
Nothing except Jennifer's booty 1000 times larger than your TV.

yeah but no way you can rub one out in the thatre and get away with it, i mean c'mon ask pee wee heman he knows all about it.
 

mobius

Turbo Monkey
Jan 25, 2003
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Meh it hurt seeing daredevil be bad compared to spiderman and xmen i'll pass on the crappy spinoff. Although she is insanely hot it's not worth the ticket price as i am poor.
 

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
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binary visions said:
Jennifer Garner is only "eh", and the movie looks so painfully awful that spending eight to ten bucks to see it simply to satisfy some hormonal urges... It seems like your money would be better spent bringing it to a local frat party and paying a couple girls to make out in front of you.

:think:
Bro, you save some insanely high standards. First you thought that chick that married Seal is ugly, now Jennifer garner is "Eh." What's it going to take, man?? :D
 

BikeGeek

BrewMonkey
Jul 2, 2001
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biggins said:
yeah but no way you can rub one out in the thatre and get away with it, i mean c'mon ask pee wee heman he knows all about it.
So you're telling me you've never fooled around in a movie theater? Coming from you I find that very hard to believe.
 

MTB_Rob_NC

What do I have to do to get you in this car TODAY?
Nov 15, 2002
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I Are Baboon said:
Bro, you save some insanely high standards. First you thought that chick that married Seal is ugly, now Jennifer garner is "Eh." What's it going to take, man?? :D

That was freaking HEIDI KLUM!

I wonder how he would rate Heather Graham? Just so so? :nope: :evil:
 

reflux

Turbo Monkey
Mar 18, 2002
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I love Jennifer, but vow not to see this movie. It seems like Electra could suffer from the Ben Affleck curse (or at least be just as bad as Daredevil.... a blind superhero with cutouts for eyes in his mask???)
 

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
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dh girlie said:
Heather 'Five Head' Graham? HAHAHAHA!
I saw From Hell just because she was in it. Actually wasn't too bad a movie.

But back to the matter at hand.

 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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I Are Baboon said:
Bro, you save some insanely high standards. First you thought that chick that married Seal is ugly, now Jennifer garner is "Eh." What's it going to take, man?? :D
Well, actually I didn't even know it was Heidi Klum, and she looks great in some pictures - that particular one was awful, though!

Besides, I'm not saying that they're not more attractive than the general population, I'm just comparing them to the other actresses that you can watch dress up in tight outfits and flaunt themselves on the big screen ;)
 

-dustin

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Jun 10, 2002
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Jennifer Garner's ears remind me of a mouse. and her lips have some weird funkyness to them. Heather Graham is a cutie. Gweneth Paltrow, or however it's spelled...now she's a foxy lady. so is Nicole Kidman.