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Ok so maybe I'm not in the best shape right now.

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,207
105
just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
...but I think my daughter has offended me!

It's been crazy hot and humid as of late. So last night I'm sitting at the table without a shirt on. (That's right ladies...take it allllll in). So I'm slouched forward a little ... ok I admit I may have a bit of a ponch going on.

So my daughter toddles over and with both hands, grabs my gut and starts pulling and twisting on it. She thought it was quite funny.

That was rather rude and insensitive if you ask me....
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,331
13,899
In a van.... down by the river
MMike said:
...but I think my daughter has offended me!

It's been crazy hot and humid as of late. So last night I'm sitting at the table without a shirt on. (That's right ladies...take it allllll in). So I'm slouched forward a little ... ok I admit I may have a bit of a ponch going on.

So my daughter toddles over and with both hands, grabs my gut and starts pulling and twisting on it. She thought it was quite funny.

That was rather rude and insensitive if you ask me....
Man - it just gets worse. Either lose the flab or be prepared for daily humiliation.

Fatty. :blah: