[DVNT]

Going to have to cancel that epic ride this weekend or bring lots of TP.
I haven't been able to keep anything in my stomach for the last two days! I even stopped drinking beer it's that serious!!!!!

Tums and all that stuff isn't working, I've tried eating peanuts for the past 24 hours to try to slow things down a bit, but I just fired 'em out like freaking pellet gun! I'm talking serious burning ring of fire squirts! HELP.

What can I eat that'll turn my poo into cement instead of quicksand?
Taco Bell? Corn???

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip>What can I eat that'll turn my poo into cement instead of quicksand?
Taco Bell? Corn???

Cheese. HTH

-S.S.-

 

[jamesjbigler]

animal crackers and 7-UP

 

[SkaredShtles]

Dude. Maybe it's appendicitis and you'll be dead by tomorrow a.m. Go to your doctor.........

-S.S.-

 

[DVNT]

a co-worker mentioned ginger ale and fritos.

i guess that's close enough to animal crackers and 7-up

 

[Skookum]

Dude. Maybe it's appendicitis and you'll be dead by tomorrow a.m. Go to your doctor.........

-S.S.-

Eating doctors hasn't been proven to cure diarreah.

 

[TN]

lomotil

 

[SkaredShtles]

Eating doctors hasn't been proven to cure diarreah.

No - but when you start $hitting stethoscopes and rubber gloves you can definitively say it didn't work.......... :dancing:

-S.S.-

 

[Yossarian]

have whatever I ate for lunch yesterday. Clogged me up like a cork in a wine bottle.

 

[biggins]

Going to have to cancel that epic ride this weekend or bring lots of TP.
I haven't been able to keep anything in my stomach for the last two days! I even stopped drinking beer it's that serious!!!!!

Tums and all that stuff isn't working, I've tried eating peanuts for the past 24 hours to try to slow things down a bit, but I just fired 'em out like freaking pellet gun! I'm talking serious burning ring of fire squirts! HELP.

What can I eat that'll turn my poo into cement instead of quicksand?
Taco Bell? Corn???

any kind of pain killers will clog you up big time.

 

[DVNT]

Thanks, I'll go to my Doctor and tell him I need percosets, think he'll go for it?

 

[biggins]

maybe, im serious though they wil lcertaijnly get ya taken care of. just fake back spasm pains or something.

 

[DVNT]

Dude. Maybe it's appendicitis and you'll be dead by tomorrow a.m. Go to your doctor.........

-S.S.-

I think it's because my gym never freakin cleans the d@mn pool. Since the olympics everyone wants to be mikey phelps and they freakin take up all the lanes. Either that or it's the manatee sized women doing stupid aqua aerobics.

 

[ibismojo]

damn, you too?

 

[DVNT]

clincher moment.

just had to excuse myself out of an engineering meeting....
i couldn't think while i was standing in the shop anyway. the machinist was asking me questions and all i could think was damn not now.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

 

[SkaredShtles]

Dude! That's hilarious! "Sweet onion chutney"......... bwaaaaaahahahahaha.

-S.S.-

 

[Ciaran]

any kind of pain killers will clog you up big time.

Oh yeah. Too true. The doc gave me Vicodin for the leg. Man, I was clogged for a week. When it finally came out it was massive. I thought I was gonna need a bigger toilet. Anyway, take vicodin. It'll clog you up, and make you feel better all at once.