[stinkyboy]

Dear God why?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4693520.stm

 

[narlus]

damn.

too bad there wasn't a picture of the can contents.

 

[binary visions]

I've heard of well-aged meat, but that's a little ridiculous...

 

[MudGrrl]

that's ................dumb

 

[OGRipper]

"Well dammit, I've been trying for 50 years to get out of this marriage...maybe this old chicken will help take me out of my misery."

 

[valve bouncer]

I went to a restaurant here one day that specialised in chicken. One dish translated as "old bird" and was supposed to be extra tasty because of the age of the chicken. It was nasty and tougher than an old boot.
Best thing at that restaurant was parson's nose on a stick. That's good eatin'.