On my way to a Wine and Cheese party (teh Rabbit)

Discussion in 'Beer & Food' started by Red Rabbit, Jan 18, 2008.

  1. Red Rabbit

    Red Rabbit Picky Pooper

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    I got some wine

    Charles Shaw Merlot.

    Charles Shaw Chardonnay.

    And some brie from Trader Joe's. I don't drink wine, (or much ahchol for that matter). Is this stuff really bad? It was a couple bucks a bottle. I wouldn't know good from bad and I am cheap.

    Which should I bring ?

    Thanks.
     

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  2. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    Merlot pwnz all
     
  3. Red Rabbit

    Red Rabbit Picky Pooper

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    really? I was just reading that their Chardonnay won a state award. 98 points or whatever...
     
  4. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    i really doubt anyone at your party is gonna even know what that is... or care.
     
  5. Red Rabbit

    Red Rabbit Picky Pooper

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    That's what I was thinking. I am pretty sure this party is about getting fvcked up but looking fancy while they do it.

    later.
     
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    if anyone orders the Merlot, i'm fockin' leaving!
     
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    Quaffable, but uh... far from transcendent.
     
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    Bringing Two Buck Chuck to a wine party is tacky.
     
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    The ironic thing is, his favorite wine in that movie (1960something whatever) is part Merlot.
     
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    Anyway that sucked. Merolt sucks. I am drunk. I do not like this type of drunk.

    Quaffble... Barely. I hope I can ride tomorrow...
     
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    binary visions The voice of reason

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    I loves me a wine drunk.

    But if you're going to drink wine that cheap, just buy beer. The hangover won't be as bad, and it'll taste a lot better.
     
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    Brian HCM#1 MMMMMMMMM BEER!!!!!!!!!!

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    to clarify...i'm not calling him a loser because i'm a cop; i'm calling him out because i spent my high school years making fun of the idiots who weren't creative enough to have fun without getting drunk. being 2 years under the legal age and bragging about it only solidifies my stance.

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    No lasting affects. Went for a kicking ride in Angwin. Great cross country near Napa. Tons of wine in Napa.
     
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    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    No kidding? Where is this "Napa" place? Tell me more...