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$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
14,591
6
as always, it pays to read the fine print:
2. Description of Services
The Services consist of Tania performing fellatio on selected individuals who have requested the Services through this form. Travel and other expenses will be covered by NEE. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is strictly prohibited without written permission. We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.

3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:
  • applicants must be 18yrs old or above
  • condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user
  • the user shall not engage in any other form of physical contact
  • any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will result in immediate end of service
  • Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons


Some notes after having received more than 1000 applications:

  • submitting several applications will not result in more blowjobs
  • Services for female applicants can only be provided in Second Life if the applicant has the necessary avatar modifications
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,205
1,393
NC
not near as much as the dumbphuques who spend their entire lives, online whining about them.
Who sucks more, the people whining about the dumbasses, or the people who whine about the people whining about the dumbasses?

I don't think any of us spend our whole lives on here (well, MMike might), but it's certainly better to express your displeasure with an administration than it is to sit passively by while the government does wrong by its people.
 

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,207
105
just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
You are a complete and utter f*cking moron. Even the simplest jokes fail to penetrate the bony mass that sits above your shoulders.

Ohhhhhhh....they SUCK.....I get it.... that was a play on words...you made it seem like you were using the "slang" form of the word suck to mean that they are no good...but in actual fact you meant that they do in fact SUCK...the literal sense...and in this case, penises....

ta-ha...ta-ha.....
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
Ohhhhhhh....they SUCK.....I get it.... that was a play on words...you made it seem like you were using the "slang" form of the word suck to mean that they are no good...but in actual fact you meant that they do in fact SUCK...the literal sense...and in this case, penises....

ta-ha...ta-ha.....
See? Even MMike gets it and he is a mouth breathing troglodyte with smelly hair and orange toenails.