hey man, we're talking for the rest of your life, one condiment. it's like saying you're stranded on a desert island, which polition do you want to spend the rest of your days with? it's gonna suck, but you gotta pick the one that you'll get the most out of...ahem ahem....
I would never use ketchup as salsa...but could you use blue cheese on your tortilla chips?
I made a HUGE container of hab sauce once, so damn hot...well, it was frikkin hot & my cousin from Iraq (not from but that is where he calls home for now) ate 1/3rd of the **** straight out of the container with ruffles. :0
I love hot sauce/hot stuff/chiles but watching that blew my mind.