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H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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stinkyboy said:
Any suggestions on wasting one more hour of company time?

Then I ride...
Big dump.

Copy machine visit.

Make a very slow cup of tea.

Masturbate in the broom closet.

Egg the boss's car.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
Reorganize pen cup.

Wash desk.

Make a paper towel holder from scotch tape and paper clips.

Ogle the help.
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
6,254
7
Reno 911
Wite little haiku's and send them to everyone you know. leave something interesting on the copier machine, etc.

And when all else fails, do some backflips, it impresses interns.
 

stinkyboy

Plastic Santa
Jan 6, 2005
15,187
1
¡Phoenix!
Psychic_Pimp said:
Do what I do, just go out for a cup of coffee and don't come back.

Being the boss rules! :D
I do the daily ride clothes change, so everybody knows. People like to check my legs to see if there are any new holes...
 

stinkyboy

Plastic Santa
Jan 6, 2005
15,187
1
¡Phoenix!
H8R said:
Reorganize pen cup.

Wash desk.

Make a paper towel holder from scotch tape and paper clips.

Ogle the help.
I just made a little pig from a pink eraser and some push pins. Name suggestions?
 

reflux

Turbo Monkey
Mar 18, 2002
4,617
2
G14 Classified
Now suggest sh** for me: today is the tax deadline, everyone in the office is gone. I have to be here for 45 more minutes, what the f do I do????