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One of the greatest rants on "being a man..."

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,417
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Lately I've been coming under a lot of fire for not sharing my feelings, for being kind of intense, not liking the idea that men should do household chores in exchange for the potential offer of sex.

Was sitting around, and realized that this is one of the bar none greatest rants on being a "man."

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CkCpvINlU8c?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;color1=0x234900&amp;color2=0x4e9e00"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CkCpvINlU8c?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;color1=0x234900&amp;color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

Men do not cry!
Men do not pout!
Men jack you in the ****ing jaw and say..
"Thanks for coming out."
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
14,257
1,729
Transylvania 90210
Not sharing your feelings? Has she ever logged on to this site? We all get vertigo from our exposure to your vast expanse of man-jina pearls flaunted on a regular basis. If you must lie, try to make it believable.
 

stevew

unique white person
Sep 21, 2001
32,697
3,431
DMG is the exact opposite of that rant. "Ooooh should I go to Afghanistan to win her back?"

He freaking gargles Masengil.......
mmike just carpet bombed this thread.

nothing left to see here....move along now.
 

Dirtjumper999

Turbo Monkey
Feb 13, 2005
1,563
0
Charlotte, NC
I wrote this for a project for school a couple years ago.

A man speaks his mind, but knows when to keep quiet.

A man has ideas, and shares them.

A man is capable of wasting his thought, but doesn't dare.

A man sticks out in a crowd.

A man's voice bellows when angered.

A man has patience, and knows how to lose it.

A man needs no friends, but has many and loves them.

A man can control his feelings, he could be seething with anger and you'd only know it if he wanted you to.

A man can tell a joke, and can be content if only he himself laughs.

A man has a sense of humor.

A man protects.

A man has an animal companion, and it is his best friend.

A man does not wear his heart on his sleeve, but rather in his chest pocket.

A man always has a solution.

A man spontaneously plans for future.

A man can fix a hole in the drywall, he can repair his car, he can build shed.

A man can create.

A man admires the female body, but does not take it for granted.

A man loves his partner.

A man gets excited about making exact change.

A man can make a fire.

A man can appreciate fine dining as much as he can appreciate a good burger.

A man can cook.

A man values the outdoors, nature is his vacation home.

A man knows that a dog is bigger than a squirrel, so he has a dog, not a chiuaua.

A man can point skis or bikes downhill. A man can shred.

A man is good at what he does.

A man can steer a car with his knee.

A man can't lie very well, he hasn't had much practice.

A man is content with travelling or staying put, he is good at both. A wanderer and a rock.

A man talks to himself, but doesn't answer, not out loud at least.

A man can labor, he gets a lot done.

A man doesn't directly ask for help, but he is quick to assist anyone in need, he is confusing.

A man thinks quickly.

A man wears his blue jeans around his waist, he looks ready for anything even when wearing a suit.

A man is comfortable wearing said suit.

A man looks up to James Bond, and secretly wants to be him.

A man is a leader.

A man can't sit in a computer chair all day.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,417
1
Oz
1. I hate you guys.
2. For some reason all I can do is fvck up youtube links lately.
 

KavuRider

Turbo Monkey
Jan 30, 2006
2,566
3
CT
Not sharing your feelings? Has she ever logged on to this site? We all get vertigo from our exposure to your vast expanse of man-jina pearls flaunted on a regular basis. If you must lie, try to make it believable.
DMG is the exact opposite of that rant. "Ooooh should I go to Afghanistan to win her back?"

He freaking gargles Masengil.......
Damn...
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
16,420
3,745
Nowhere Man!
ex·ag·ger·ate/ig&#712;zaj&#601;&#716;r&#257;t/Verb
1. Represent (something) as being larger, greater, better, or worse than it really is.
2. Enlarged or altered beyond normal or due proportions.
 

DirtyMike

Turbo Fluffer
Aug 8, 2005
14,327
915
My own world inside my head
1. I hate you guys.
2. For some reason all I can do is fvck up youtube links lately.
Thats cause your using HTML code mixed with bracket format


this is what you put in
[ YOUTUBE]<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CkCpvINlU8c?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;color1=0x234900&amp;color2=0x4e9e00"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CkCpvINlU8c?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;color1=0x234900&amp;color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>[/YOUTUBE]

I put a space in the first bracket so itll show as text


You need to do the brackets, [ youtube]gyZevK2vG30[/youtube] and add the video tag in between< minus the space after the first bracket of course.

I highlighted the part needed....... Its also the last part of the actual URL for a video


This is what it looks like with the code I just put in without the space after the bracket



Any questions???
 
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sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
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SF
There is a button below the video called "Share".

Click on that, and it will give a simple URL which you can paste directly into your post: