Online Dating
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I have been a paying member of match, eHarmony and americansingles for close to a year now. it seems to keep my inventory fresh on a monthly basis untill I find one worth snagging (longterm) out of the pool.
Friends of mine met through eHarmony. They're so compatible they can even share the same bike. They now are married and have a beautiful baby daughter.
So it can work.
So it can work.
I found mine in the woods.
Last time we had one of these threads didn't it turn into a discussion about keeping whore babies locked in the basement for personal consumption?
I was in a 9 year relationship, we broke up. I straight stomped out alot of gash on either okcupid or match. Good looking girls too. It was alot of fun. Im actually dating one of the girls I met on okcupid.
I was on one eHarms last year, figured why not?
It was interesting. There are some hot, smart, cool girls on the sites. There are also some needy, flaky and/or bat****-crazy ones. Ended up dating a few girls off that site.
It got me on a few dates and gave me a chance to meet a bunch of different girls. It's good entertainment either way.
It was interesting. There are some hot, smart, cool girls on the sites. There are also some needy, flaky and/or bat****-crazy ones. Ended up dating a few girls off that site.
It got me on a few dates and gave me a chance to meet a bunch of different girls. It's good entertainment either way.
has anybody had any recent luck with online dating ? I just moved to a new area and I don't know anybody in my new area . I figured I would try online dating and I think I'm the depressed now . I did a search in my area on this site and it came up with what I'm attracted to [cute,petite,brunette]. so I clicked the button if you want to meet this person paid the money for a couple of months and they hooked me with the first women that I looked at because that was pretty much it for my area .all that seems to be on there wanting to meet me are soccer moms and women who let them selves go .so any monkeys had any recent good luck or meet a bat sh*t hotchick through online dating story would cheer me up.
It really sounds like you should check Craigslist.
Or perhaps talk with sausage-boy.
Or Hangs-from-Hooks.
I've been playing this online game for a few years now. At times, more serious than others.
There's always something out there... Unless you live in the sticks or some small town, where the selection of females isn't very strong, online or in real life.
My sites/apps of choice have been Plenty of Fish and Tinder. I think you really have to have an open mind and not put ANY emotion into it. Too many times my conversations with ladies have remained just conversations, when it comes time to meet they flake out majority of the time. And its not like I'm asking to meet in a dark alley behind the a creepy factory (though its been done..lol).
I have also made it a point to make sure that they know ahead of time that I'm not paying for the entire first date. It is split 50/50, or at least cover your own meal or whatever. Too many times the first date has gone well, I pay for it all and then POOF. One or two texts/phone call later and they disappear. Fuckin' crazies.
Have dated people for lengths of time, had flings and have had some interesting first date experiences. For example, two summers ago I talked to a girl for a bit. Then we agreed to meet up in the most public of places, the local town park where everyone and their sisters goes to walk their dogs/kids. Well, we were in the park for maybe 2 hours walking and sitting. Two hours. She said all over five words. Fun times.
There's always something out there... Unless you live in the sticks or some small town, where the selection of females isn't very strong, online or in real life.
My sites/apps of choice have been Plenty of Fish and Tinder. I think you really have to have an open mind and not put ANY emotion into it. Too many times my conversations with ladies have remained just conversations, when it comes time to meet they flake out majority of the time. And its not like I'm asking to meet in a dark alley behind the a creepy factory (though its been done..lol).
I have also made it a point to make sure that they know ahead of time that I'm not paying for the entire first date. It is split 50/50, or at least cover your own meal or whatever. Too many times the first date has gone well, I pay for it all and then POOF. One or two texts/phone call later and they disappear. Fuckin' crazies.
Have dated people for lengths of time, had flings and have had some interesting first date experiences. For example, two summers ago I talked to a girl for a bit. Then we agreed to meet up in the most public of places, the local town park where everyone and their sisters goes to walk their dogs/kids. Well, we were in the park for maybe 2 hours walking and sitting. Two hours. She said all over five words. Fun times.
Canadian Plenty of Fish must be way different than the Southern US version. I browse that site from time to time, never really seen too much that would make want to join. Although it can be very entertaining to read some of the profiles of the local bottom feeders association.
never had never did never might. did get a girl on facebook.com from liking phish her and I did date it worked out awfully. I didn't like that it ended fast enough. I hate the electric world, use it for money and more saucery then anything. Anytime I need for impressions of being componantly more intereswting then another I use electric. Pretty woman the old fashion style.
Sorry to burst your bubble there kid, but the only women these days that don't communicate "electrically" are pretty much farm animals. Oh, wait...
Well, darn. A quick google search says that even the sheep want to be impressed by your "electric" skills.
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I think that might be the problem I moved to a small town for the atmosphere . I've been on pof.com for about 4 or 5 days .i already want to cancel my membership and try another site just to see if there's maybe better luck on a different site.
find them on the approach; remember the time; have a plan; plan happens; use atmosphere accept they want the stratosphere sore in on the cumulous and keep them on until space there both of you will be unconscious in the heavens. Thor will drop lightning bolt each of you will fall remembering your subconscious is asleep and your plan is happening. Very careful though if your molecules vibrate her off your cloud the rain on your parade might be acid rain on my new Chevrolet. Team USA go you ES AY.
FTFY
*sigh*
This is getting so tedious...as always, go Rux when in doubt:
Get Rux
Remove footnuts
Remove stauntions from lowers
Remove dust wipers and seals (optional )
Liberally apply KY, Prep M, Slick Honey or your lubricate of choice to the bushings
Shag left side of lowers
Wait 10-15 minutes (optional )
Shag right of lowers
Replace dust wipers and seals
Replace stauntions
Tighten footnuts
Sell Rux to DaPeach
Profit.
Really people, it shouldn't be this hard.
This is getting so tedious...as always, go Rux when in doubt:
Get Rux
Remove footnuts
Remove stauntions from lowers
Remove dust wipers and seals (optional )
Liberally apply KY, Prep M, Slick Honey or your lubricate of choice to the bushings
Shag left side of lowers
Wait 10-15 minutes (optional )
Shag right of lowers
Replace dust wipers and seals
Replace stauntions
Tighten footnuts
Sell Rux to DaPeach
Profit.
Really people, it shouldn't be this hard.
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The ones that disappear aren't the crazies.....
The ones that disappear aren't the crazies.....
My girl actually hit me up because she lived in the sticks and my search didn't go nearly that far out. She drove in and we met half way a couple times before I drove way the f@ck out there. Little did I know I would eventually move way the f@ck out there. But she did get me something worth commuting in.
This is me:
Hah, I guess that is true. You're screwed either way.The ones that disappear aren't the crazies.....
So my neighbor's ex is on a rampage, she's on like 4 sites now. After they split, she dropped $20k on new boobs and a whole lot of nip/tuck. She can't figure out why the guys she bangs on the first date never call back, or only do after not hearing from them for a few weeks. 
She also seems attracted to douchebags with neck tattoos and no job. Maybe the last part is redundant.
She also seems attracted to douchebags with neck tattoos and no job. Maybe the last part is redundant.
Do not send pics of your dong to girls you meet on Craigslist. They might not be girls... Never leave your wallet in your pants if you take them off and plan to use the bathroom at any point either....
17 years ago I met Ruth on a dating site, her ad was in situations wanted. She was looking for a Cycling Partner. We will have been married 15 years on Feb 12th
Good lord am I glad I'm not single.
Her hair isn't red, is it?So my neighbor's ex is on a rampage, she's on like 4 sites now. After they split, she dropped $20k on new boobs and a whole lot of nip/tuck. She can't figure out why the guys she bangs on the first date never call back, or only do after not hearing from them for a few weeks.
She also seems attracted to douchebags with neck tattoos and no job. Maybe the last part is redundant.
That statement implies that you actually do know how to pay bills.
