[Westy]

i throw in the kidney scrape for good measure

I just get weekly prostate exams, my insurance pays for it that way.

 

[chicodude]

What a bunch of Homos.



Jesus would not approve.

 

[skatetokil]

i could post pictures but i'd get banned

 

[kidwoo]

teh internets is a goldmine

http://www.evangelicalright.com/2006/11/ted_haggard_gay_bashing_in_the.html

edit:for some reason this clip cuts out the first part now........damn

 

[$tinkle]

teh internets is a goldmine

http://www.evangelicalright.com/2006/11/ted_haggard_gay_bashing_in_the.html

i'm not normally one to rail about these being the enddays....but if it doesn't look like this, then what would it look like? (pix if necessary)

 

[ohio]

During every massage, I pose in the 'presenting' position towards the end............just to see what comes up.

Good idea, but that doesn't help the catchers in the audience.

 

[LordOpie]

Good idea, but that doesn't help the catchers in the audience.

uhh, I thought that's what he meant by presenting?

 

[$tinkle]

uhh, I thought that's what he meant by presenting?

 

[Silver]

On a more serious note:

When is social services coming to take the kids away? Last time I checked people who buy meth aren't exactly upstanding parents. I wonder what Haggard and Dobson say about homosexual parents...I'd look it up, but I don't want to pile on.

 

[$tinkle]

i think most of ted's kids are grown (his oldest son attends CC here in town - a liberal arts college); only the 2 youngest (11 & 14) could be snatched.

remember silver, he only bought the meth.
from a male prostitute.
from whom he received a massage.
who didn't know he was a pastor.

ok, it's not looking so good. what do you expect from a guy who graduated from ORAL roberts university?

 

[kidwoo]

i'm not normally one to rail about these being the enddays....but if it doesn't look like this, then what would it look like? (pix if necessary)

Sh1t man, if you think it looks bad now, try the 1200s.

If it's the debauchery that's gotcha, look towards the ceasars.
All my old pics would need to be scanned in.

Silver: come on ........he didn't USE the meth......jeez

Yeah just like that.

Opie......why are you looking at a site called "mighty bannana?"

 

[Old Man G Funk]

remember silver, he only bought the meth.

That's just like the famous, "But I didn't inhale," line.

 

[LordOpie]

Opie......why are you looking at a site called "mighty bannana?"

hahahahaah, awesome!



ya know, especially since it was Stinkie

 

[LordOpie]

That's just like the famous, "But I didn't inhale," line.

so, wait...

Clinton smoked weed...

Bush did cocaine...

therefore, uhh, this dude's the next PotUS?

 

[$tinkle]

so, wait...

Clinton smoked weed...

Bush did cocaine...

therefore, uhh, this dude's the next PotUS?

ted's got schix appeal & an army of fightin' whiteys

 

[kidwoo]

ya know, especially since it was Stinkie

So you found the site by typing in "smelly mighty bananna?"

$tinkle's a republican. He'd never look at that kind of smut. I blame you.

 

[Old Man G Funk]

so, wait...

Clinton smoked weed...

Bush did cocaine...

therefore, uhh, this dude's the next PotUS?

Hmmm, I hadn't thought that one through. Now I'm scared.

 

[manimal]

Believe it or not, you can't just walk into a tv station and say, "I had gay sex with Ted Haggard" and get ushered onto the air five minutes later. It doesn't work like that.

Ummm, since when? Michael Jackson was found innocent

 

[Silver]

Ummm, since when? Michael Jackson was found innocent

Since forever.

Look, I don't comment on police station breakroom etiquette like an expert...media stuff I'm a little more qualified on.

 

[LordOpie]

The Rev. Ted Haggard today admitted buying methamphetamine...

so religion is a gateway drug?

 

[$tinkle]

update from the gayzette:

The “moral failings” and “sexual misconduct” of one of the country’s most influential evangelists led to his dismissal Saturday from the helm of the megachurch he founded in his basement.

The Rev. Ted Haggard was removed as leader of New Life Church after a group of pastors investigating allegations against him determined Haggard had “committed sexually immoral conduct.”

so here's what we have: a drug-dealing gay prostitute living near LordOpie has more integrity than the (ex) leader of the evangelical movement in the u.s. who weekly has the ear of the most powerful man in the world.

frikkin judas priest.

 

[Silver]

"This makes my faith stronger knowing the devil roams the earth like a lion devouring people,” said Rick Ricchi, 49, a church member for five years. “It tells me how much I need Jesus in my life. ... It makes me realize anyone can be tempted.”



Haggard has been an outspoken supporter of Amendment 43 — and made a reference to the upcoming election in his Oct. 29 sermon.

“Father, help us this next week and a half as we go into national elections,” he said. “Father, we pray that lies would be exposed. We pray that deception would be exposed.”

 

[stevew]

That's just like the famous, "But I didn't inhale," line.

He didn't inhale the meth. Penis, yes.

 

[$tinkle]

Haggard has been an outspoken supporter of Amendment 43 — and made a reference to the upcoming election in his Oct. 29 sermon.

“Father, help us this next week and a half as we go into national elections,” he said. “Father, we pray that lies would be exposed. We pray that deception would be exposed.”

now do you believe in God?

 

[Reactor]

If there is a god, he'll expose about 20 more of the hypocritical lying mega preachers in the next few days.

 

[SofaKingBanned]

now do you believe in God?

Sounds more like Lucifer's work. Bet he's laughing his ass off.