[Tenchiro]

Brilliant

http://www.jamesmcadam.co.uk/portfolio_html/sb_table.html

The last thing a burglar wants to see is this.

 

[LordOpie]

awesome!

I'll take it to my next LARPing and sip tea in the middle of the field.

I'm just kiding, I don't drink tea.

 

[DamienC]

Nice! I'd modify mine slightly to use a shotgun instead of a bat as the stand part though.

 

[rooftest]

Nice!

 

[Zark]

Sweet!

 

[BigMike]

Thats cool, but...... I'd have too much stuff on the table to be able to dump it all before the burgler shoots me

 

[LordOpie]

Nice! I'd modify mine slightly to use a shotgun instead of a bat as the stand part though.

And get rid of the table top cuz that'd just get in the way.

 

[Tenchiro]

And get rid of the table top cuz that'd just get in the way.

Simple and effective.

 

[DamienC]

And get rid of the table top cuz that'd just get in the way.

yeah, and then all I'd need to do is get a shotgun with an alarm clock and lamp built into the stock and I'd be ready to settle down in bed, waiting for a home invasion robbery.

 

[stinkyboy]

Thats cool, but...... I'd have too much stuff on the table to be able to dump it all before the burgler shoots me

Yeah, don't wanna break the Bose Wave...

 

[robdamanii]

Good idea. So what are you supposed to do with the alarm clock, lamp, wallet, keys, pocket change, book, cell phone, and condom wrappers onto the floor all at once so you can get the bat? Yeah, no burgler would hear all that crap hitting the floor.

 

[vallEbikes]

stick blades on the base and throw it like a frisbee!!

 

[LordOpie]

Good idea. So what are you supposed to do with the alarm clock, lamp, wallet, keys, pocket change, book, cell phone, and condom wrappers onto the floor all at once so you can get the bat? Yeah, no burgler would hear all that crap hitting the floor.

I bet you never drew outside the lines.

 

[Zark]

yeah, and then all I'd need to do is get a shotgun with an alarm clock and lamp built into the stock and I'd be ready to settle down in bed, waiting for a home invasion robbery.

Be careful with the snooze button, you might sleep longer than intended

 

[robdamanii]

I bet you never drew outside the lines.

Nope. I wanted to be perfect AAT.

 

[Tenchiro]

Good idea. So what are you supposed to do with the alarm clock, lamp, wallet, keys, pocket change, book, cell phone, and condom wrappers onto the floor all at once so you can get the bat? Yeah, no burgler would hear all that crap hitting the floor.

5 seconds later he would hear his skull fracturing.