First funny quote:
"For a while, I thought I was mostly alone on the idea of sticking with 26-inch wheels, as the vast majority of Boulder, Colorado, riders Ive chatted with seemed to have shotgund the 29er Kool-Aid."
Nail in the Coffin:
"For kicks, I took a timed hot lap on each bike before the race, all but assuming the 29-inch wheels would be the sure choice beforehand, but it turned out that, even though the 29er somehow felt faster on a good majority of the course, Id knocked just over three minutes off its time on the 26-inch trail bike."
I still want a t-shirt that says, "Don't tell me about your 29'er"