Open Door Piss, Go or NoGo

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Open Door Piss, Go or NoGo

  1. Hell No, it's never appropriate

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  2. Sure, why not?

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  3. Wait another week

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  4. "Don't worry honey, it's cold in here"

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  1. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    New girlfriend (1month), is it ok to "open door piss" or should I wait another week?
     

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  2. brungeman

    brungeman I give a shirt

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    you mean you haven't given her a golden shower yet?







    Just kidding...
     
  3. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    Depends, are you pissing in the toilet, or on her?
     
  4. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    Depends on whether or not you're standing.
     
  5. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    ultraNoobs new title: "sit pisser"
     
  6. cannondalejunky

    cannondalejunky ease dropper

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    I say open door piss. If you piss and she comes back, she's yours. If you piss and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.


    i learned all my life lessons from waynes world
     
  7. zahgurim

    zahgurim Underwater monkey

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    You two need to get a hotel room. Pay cash, under an assumed name.

    Get her drunk as hell, and piss all over the place in a drunkenmonkey-superporn session.


    You won't have to worry about leaving the door open after that.
     
  8. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    :clapping: I've never had it explained to me with such simple clarity
     
  9. Arkayne

    Arkayne I come bearing GIFs

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    Not until you start exchanging farts.
     
  10. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    My ex and I never had a problem with it. We often would get raid at the same time and be int he bathroom together. Everyone pees.
     
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    My girlfriend farted on my head the other night while I was trying to fall asleep.
     
  12. Broken_Spoke

    Broken_Spoke Mr. Big Hot Pastrami

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    Girl farts are the worst
     
  13. Zark

    Zark Hey little girl, do you want some candy?

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    Just shut the door when releasing sewer trout, no one needs to share that experience ;)
     
  14. cannondalejunky

    cannondalejunky ease dropper

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    did you ask her to marry you right after
     
  15. Zark

    Zark Hey little girl, do you want some candy?

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    Hows the pinkeye?
     
  16. blue

    blue boob hater

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    Me and my 19 y/o chica roomie pee with our bathroom door open...grow a pair.
     
  17. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    I've lost 23lbs. I'm getting rid of my moobs, why should I grow them back?
     
  18. Arkayne

    Arkayne I come bearing GIFs

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    dooo eeet - then join us cool kids at the parent-monkey

     
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    wtf?

    And no, I didn't propose. I dutch ovened. :brows:


    And this wasn't her just casually farting near my head. She climbed up on the bed, squatted down so her cheeks were right by my ear and ripped one.
     
  20. Zark

    Zark Hey little girl, do you want some candy?

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    FYI: A "farted on" pillow can give you pinkeye. So

    Time to brush up on trivial fart knowledge ;)
     
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    my head != a pillow.


    plus we change the pillowcases like every 2 or 3 days, because she has 2 persian cats. My allergies don't bother me, except the cats like sleeping on the pillows during the day, and shoving my face in that doesn't work. I've gotten in the habit of putting my pillows on a shelf in the closet.
     
  22. Damo

    Damo Short One Marshmallow

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    She's a keeper, mate.
     
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    I already knew this. I didn't need your approval, kiwi-frog. :biggrin:


    But yea. She's rockin :cheers:
     
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    Arkayne I come bearing GIFs

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    You know the routine, post em up mang.

    :smithers fingers:
     
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    Ok here's where I draw the line. I don't mind being phodder (photo fodder) for some jokes on RM, but there's no chance in hell I would post photos of Liz. You vultures would have a field day!!
     
  26. mr.c

    mr.c Chimp

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    hahaha my girlfriend was giving me head and i held the sheets over and farted and she couldnt get out, hahahaha i was crying i was laughing so hard, and then i woke up.
     
  27. cannondalejunky

    cannondalejunky ease dropper

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    wow thats totally appropriate
     
  28. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    No need to lie here brotha. You can tell the truth... you weren't crying because it was funny, you were crying cuz it was YOU who was under the sheet when your girlfriend farted... and SHE wouldn't let you get out.
     
  29. amateur

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    Do it. It's not like you're peeing on her....that should be closer to 2-3mo
     
  30. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    Did it last night. Thought she would be cool with it, but she kinda freaked. Guess it might not be in the stars.












    Btw... she's 19, I'm 32
     
  31. gsweet

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    right...and nobody has to say anything else