plus we change the pillowcases like every 2 or 3 days, because she has 2 persian cats. My allergies don't bother me, except the cats like sleeping on the pillows during the day, and shoving my face in that doesn't work. I've gotten in the habit of putting my pillows on a shelf in the closet.
No need to lie here brotha. You can tell the truth... you weren't crying because it was funny, you were crying cuz it was YOU who was under the sheet when your girlfriend farted... and SHE wouldn't let you get out.