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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ultraNoob, Sep 26, 2008.
New girlfriend (1month), is it ok to "open door piss" or should I wait another week?
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you mean you haven't given her a golden shower yet?
Depends, are you pissing in the toilet, or on her?
Depends on whether or not you're standing.
ultraNoobs new title: "sit pisser"
I say open door piss. If you piss and she comes back, she's yours. If you piss and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.
i learned all my life lessons from waynes world
You two need to get a hotel room. Pay cash, under an assumed name.
Get her drunk as hell, and piss all over the place in a drunkenmonkey-superporn session.
You won't have to worry about leaving the door open after that.
I've never had it explained to me with such simple clarity
Not until you start exchanging farts.
My ex and I never had a problem with it. We often would get raid at the same time and be int he bathroom together. Everyone pees.
My girlfriend farted on my head the other night while I was trying to fall asleep.
Girl farts are the worst
Just shut the door when releasing sewer trout, no one needs to share that experience
did you ask her to marry you right after
Hows the pinkeye?
Me and my 19 y/o chica roomie pee with our bathroom door open...grow a pair.
I've lost 23lbs. I'm getting rid of my moobs, why should I grow them back?
dooo eeet - then join us cool kids at the parent-monkey
And no, I didn't propose. I dutch ovened.
And this wasn't her just casually farting near my head. She climbed up on the bed, squatted down so her cheeks were right by my ear and ripped one.
FYI: A "farted on" pillow can give you pinkeye. So
Time to brush up on trivial fart knowledge
my head != a pillow.
plus we change the pillowcases like every 2 or 3 days, because she has 2 persian cats. My allergies don't bother me, except the cats like sleeping on the pillows during the day, and shoving my face in that doesn't work. I've gotten in the habit of putting my pillows on a shelf in the closet.
She's a keeper, mate.
I already knew this. I didn't need your approval, kiwi-frog. :biggrin:
But yea. She's rockin
You know the routine, post em up mang.
Ok here's where I draw the line. I don't mind being phodder (photo fodder) for some jokes on RM, but there's no chance in hell I would post photos of Liz. You vultures would have a field day!!
hahaha my girlfriend was giving me head and i held the sheets over and farted and she couldnt get out, hahahaha i was crying i was laughing so hard, and then i woke up.
wow thats totally appropriate
No need to lie here brotha. You can tell the truth... you weren't crying because it was funny, you were crying cuz it was YOU who was under the sheet when your girlfriend farted... and SHE wouldn't let you get out.
Do it. It's not like you're peeing on her....that should be closer to 2-3mo
Did it last night. Thought she would be cool with it, but she kinda freaked. Guess it might not be in the stars.
Btw... she's 19, I'm 32
right...and nobody has to say anything else