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Open Door Piss, Go or NoGo

Open Door Piss, Go or NoGo

  • Hell No, it's never appropriate

    Votes: 2 6.9%
  • Sure, why not?

    Votes: 20 69.0%
  • Wait another week

    Votes: 4 13.8%
  • "Don't worry honey, it's cold in here"

    Votes: 3 10.3%

  • Total voters
    29

cannondalejunky

ease dropper
Jun 19, 2005
2,928
1
Arkansas
I say open door piss. If you piss and she comes back, she's yours. If you piss and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.


i learned all my life lessons from waynes world
 

zahgurim

Underwater monkey
Mar 9, 2005
1,101
12
lolAsia
You two need to get a hotel room. Pay cash, under an assumed name.

Get her drunk as hell, and piss all over the place in a drunkenmonkey-superporn session.


You won't have to worry about leaving the door open after that.
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
6,257
7
Reno 911
Just shut the door when releasing sewer trout, no one needs to share that experience ;)
 

jonKranked

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Nov 10, 2005
61,692
8,270
media blackout
FYI: A "farted on" pillow can give you pinkeye. So

Time to brush up on trivial fart knowledge ;)
my head != a pillow.


plus we change the pillowcases like every 2 or 3 days, because she has 2 persian cats. My allergies don't bother me, except the cats like sleeping on the pillows during the day, and shoving my face in that doesn't work. I've gotten in the habit of putting my pillows on a shelf in the closet.
 

jonKranked

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Nov 10, 2005
61,692
8,270
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You know the routine, post em up mang.

:smithers fingers:
Ok here's where I draw the line. I don't mind being phodder (photo fodder) for some jokes on RM, but there's no chance in hell I would post photos of Liz. You vultures would have a field day!!
 

mr.c

Chimp
Jul 16, 2008
87
0
el doraod hills, ca
hahaha my girlfriend was giving me head and i held the sheets over and farted and she couldnt get out, hahahaha i was crying i was laughing so hard, and then i woke up.
 

ultraNoob

Yoshinoya Destroyer
Jan 20, 2007
4,515
1
Hills of Paradise
hahaha my girlfriend was giving me head and i held the sheets over and farted and she couldnt get out, hahahaha i was crying i was laughing so hard, and then i woke up.
No need to lie here brotha. You can tell the truth... you weren't crying because it was funny, you were crying cuz it was YOU who was under the sheet when your girlfriend farted... and SHE wouldn't let you get out.