[TN]

Dear prick that blocked my driveway this morning,
Thank you.
If you did not block my driveway this morning I would have never hopped on my bike to ride to work.

The threat of thunderstorms only made me peddle harder & faster.Those 13 miles felt great. I needed that.
Thanks.

I am still happy your janky ass hoopty got towed.
-TN

 

[SkaredShtles]

Awesome!

I'll bet it was stoney98.

 

[thebornotaku]

What kind of car do you and he drive? I'dve backed up and pushed his car out into the street. =D

I remember before we moved some douchecock would park his H2 in the fire lane (where it's a bottleneck of the driveway) and one day I came outside and somebody had spraypainted on the side of the truck "Park here again and I will stab you".

Never saw that H2 again.

tl;dr: douchebags suck

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Wow TN, you handled that way better than I would have.

 

[TN]

Thought about that, but Swedish Pride would have objected.

What kind of car do you and he drive? I'dve backed up and pushed his car out into the street. =D

 

[sanjuro]

I like gluing a note on the windshield, so it can't be removed easily.

 

[Arkayne]

 

[thebornotaku]

Thought about that, but Swedish Pride would have objected.

Do you drive a volvo?

A volvo can easily take on anything else.

 

[CdaleTony]

You could always purchase on of those 'acid etching' kits for VIN'ing your glass.
Just freehand a nice note into the windshield with the acid...
Glued-on note my $$$ !
CDT

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

 

[TN]

Yeah right. Like that string is going to hold.

 

[Zark]

remember, sardines down the AC intake do wonders for a car's resale value.
Simply remove the grill where the wipers are and slip one or two down there.
The fermentation will take care of the rest

 

[MMike]

The threat of thunderstorms only made me peddle harder & faster.

So what were you selling?

 

[DirtMcGirk]

If it wasn't for the fact that he was blocking your driveway I would have advocated you taking the valve stem cores out from his tires.

Or just fire bomb it.

 

[r464]

peddle ≠ pedal

 

[jonKranked]

taking the valve stem cores out from his tires.

this has given me many an LOL in my day irate2:

never before has such a inexpensive item given me so much entertainment

 

[Austin Bike]

Don't take the valve stem cores out. Instead just loosen them. They will probably not notice until they have trashed the sidewalls on the tires. Oh, and they will get crappy mileage. And they will keep refilling their tires wondering why they are losing air.

 

[sanjuro]

You could always purchase on of those 'acid etching' kits for VIN'ing your glass.
Just freehand a nice note into the windshield with the acid...
Glued-on note my $$$ !
CDT

I could also throw a brick thru their windshield.

 

[loco-gringo]

What kind of car do you and he drive? I'dve backed up and pushed his car out into the street. =D

I remember before we moved some douchecock would park his H2 in the fire lane (where it's a bottleneck of the driveway) and one day I came outside and somebody had spraypainted on the side of the truck "Park here again and I will stab you".

Never saw that H2 again.

tl;dr: douchebags suck

Was his name MancilG???

If so, he probably slept with your woman, or at least posted about wanting to because her stockings were hot. You should kick his ass.

 

[4xBoy]

Brick thrown through windshield? call Al's glass.

 

[ultraNoob]

Expanding foam + exhaust = bad day

 

[jdcamb]

My old apartment had a small driveway that would get blocked now and then. I would just call the city and they would somehow contact the owner and they would move the offending vehicle. If the owner wasn't around the violator would be towed. Now that I have a house I don't have that problem anymore.

 

[TN]

I knew it looked weird. Funny thing was I was reading a website about food peddling permits before posting that.

peddle ≠ pedal

 

[ire]

"Park here again and I will stab you".

 

[thebornotaku]

Expanding foam + exhaust = bad day

Not really. The foam wouldn't be able to hold up against the pressure from the engine. It'd pop out.

Now, for something more novel, if you could get his engine bay open without breaking it (so it doesn't look messed up), and fill THAT with foam. It will be fine for a few miles before the engine warms up and starts to burn the foam, making profuse amounts of smoke.

Or hell, if you can get to his engine bay just do something that your average mechanic could fix, but would still render the car inoperable. Something that he wouldn't suspect (so disconnecting a battery terminal is no) but wouldn't actually break anything.

Yeah, that was my reaction. I went to take out the trash and I saw that painted on the H2. I thought to myself "well whoever painted that just summed up most everybody's feelings about that doucherocket".

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

If you really want to be a bastard about it and you can get the hood open, remove the dsitributer cap and throw it away. Next use a high strength epoxy to glue another distributer cap onto the windshield. Eventually, after much cursing and work, he will get the cap off only too learn that it doesn't fit his engine.

 

[HAB]

Do you drive a volvo?

A volvo can easily take on anything else.

Volvos, especially older ones, are fvcking tanks. A friend of mine got tboned by a guy who blew through a red light. Guy hit the front driver side of my friend's car. Damage to friend's Volvo: mashed up body panel, broken headlight, couple other minor things. Damage to Buick: totaled.

 

[TN]

True, but I pamper my brick.

Volvos, especially older ones, are fvcking tanks. A friend of mine got tboned by a guy who blew through a red light. Guy hit the front driver side of my friend's car. Damage to friend's Volvo: mashed up body panel, broken headlight, couple other minor things. Damage to Buick: totaled.

 

[I Are Baboon]

TN's method of putting quoted text below his own comments is almost a reason for banning.

 

[TN]

I thought that was how it was done because you read posts from the bottom up.

 

[SkaredShtles]

TN's method of putting quoted text below his own comments is almost a reason for banning.

I tried to tell him...

BAN HIM.

 

[I Are Baboon]

I tried to tell him...

BAN HIM.

I can't. I fear his wife.

 

[SkaredShtles]

I can't. I fear his wife.

I think she'd back you up on this one.

 

[TN]

It makes total sense. As you scroll up the quote is seen first, then the reply. The way yall do it confuses me.

 

[SkaredShtles]

It makes total sense. As you scroll up the quote is seen first, then the reply. The way yall do it confuses me.

Don't go thinking the rest of the world has the same problem as you, just because YOU'RE confused by it.

NOW STOP TOP-POSTING!

 

[I Are Baboon]

I checked the admin control panel to see if I could block the quote feature on TN's profile but I can not.

 

[airwalkrob]

Here is a little nondestructive fun . put a long Zip tie on the driveshaft or axle if frontwheel drive. ........... tick tick tick tick tick what the hell is that sound?

 

[ultraNoob]

Not really. The foam wouldn't be able to hold up against the pressure from the engine. It'd pop out.

I know for a fact it works. Had a customer come in with a yukon. The engine would barely crank and made gawd awful noises when you stopped cranking. Someone shot expanding foam in the exhaust and stuffed the end with newspaper. The foam expanded all the way into the muffler. Customer actually had an excuse and permission from his wife to go with a straight pipe. He was sorta happy, his wife wasn't.

I can see how exhaust pressure can blow out obstructions, but when that stuff gets in the muffler, you're SOL.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

It makes total sense. As you scroll up the quote is seen first, then the reply. The way yall do it confuses me.

Scroll up? WTF? Is your monitor upside-down?

Fix it:

 

[laura]

I have an open letter of contempt for that prick:

Dear prick who blocked our driveway,

**** you.

If you had not blocked our driveway TN would have driven his car to work.
If he had been able to drive his car in, he would not have attempted to ride my bike to work.
If he not attempted to ride my bike to work, he would not have stripped the screw that keeps the seat post in place (for which the technical term eludes me) while trying to lower my seat,
AND if he hadn't stripped the screw then my bike wouldn't be useless until he can get around to fixing it.
We know where you live, and next time I'll come find you. I hope that the $125 towing fee hurt.

Thanks,
Laura