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-dustin

boring
Jun 10, 2002
7,155
1
austin
who's wants to go on Oprah with me? we might walk out of there with $10,000 worth of goodies. i can't help but wonder if that's what keeps her on TV. maybe i'm wrong, but whenever i randomly turn her on (uh....wait a minute)...whenever i turn on the TV and she's on, she's drowning her audience with gifts. can males be in her audience?
 

Craw

Monkey
Mar 17, 2002
715
-1
I think Oprah's gift to male audience members is a velvet lined pouch to store your testicles in.
 

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
10,184
0
in a bear cave
i bet you Oprah is popular enough she could win the presidency. Now there's a thought that could keep some people up at nights.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
Id go on Oprah, and say stuff like the audience members do on Jerry Springer though. Id be like "You a fat B***, Why you gotta be messin wit heeeim?" and then Id flash the camera.
 

reflux

Turbo Monkey
Mar 18, 2002
4,617
2
G14 Classified
My friend and I used to watch Oprah in the afternoons when we only had one tv channel and nothing better to do (no class). It's a great show; I now appreciate just how lucky I am that I'm not a chick.


**Edit: Where is the show? Chicago? I can only go if it's in LA or The OC**
 

Spitfired

Monkey
Jun 18, 2004
489
0
Rochester, NY
Oh man I wrote a paper on oprah and ehr book club.
In the world of books, she has the power to boost a book's sales up thousands of percent.
She has an unfathomably large fan base and amount of power through media.