[fluff]

The only rules - you must make it up yourself (hence original) and it must be... corny!

Here's a starter I just made up. No really...

Why don't Oysters and Clams live in the same caves?

Because they're two shellfish...!

 

[fluff]

Here's another:

What time does Sean Connery play racketball?

Tennish!

 

[Da Peach]

Foray #1:

Why was Kevin Costner's dog jealous?







Because he dances with wolves...

oh man...

 

[Polandspring88]

What do you call a professor of Calculus?

A calculator!!!

 

[BurlyShirley]

Why do you never bang an Iraqi chick?








I heard they smell like Shi'ite

 

[CAVEDWELLER]

Why didn't anyone eat the comedian's tortillas?





Cuz they were too corny!

 

[JohnE]

Whats blue and looks like a bucket?

A blue bucket!

 

[JohnE]

Whats red and looks like a bucket?

A blue bucket in disguise!

 

[Fshflys]

What did the snowman and his wife hang over their baby's crib?


A snowmobile

 

[JohnE]

Why can't snowmen have babys?

Snowballs!
(Say it fast for effect!)

 

[CAVEDWELLER]

Why can't Lucille Ball have babies?

Cuz she's dead.

 

[Bldr_DH]

A guy walks into a bar.

He says, "ouch"

 

[fluff]

Some good jokes guys but I'm not convinced about the originality angle...

 

[Da Peach]

Why does broccoli never win a footrace?









Beacause they're not a head of lettuce...
(that's 100% me baby, feel free to use it)

 

[mud'n'sweat]

Why do you never bang an Iraqi chick?








I heard they smell like Shi'ite

I would be spreading that one around anytime Sunni!