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Ortiz vs. Shamrock #3

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Skookum

Skookum

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Jul 26, 2002
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Figures something i wouldn't mind sitting down and watching will not be on here where i'm staying, where they don't believe in cable tv...:disgust:
 
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jasonw111

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Oct 26, 2004
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Iron Mike will ruin both at the same time...
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llkoolkeg

llkoolkeg

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Sep 5, 2001
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I was pulling for Ken but pretty much knew he wouldn't win. It was less fight number 3 than fight number 2.5. Too bad 'cause Tito is a cocky, mouthy prick. His show of sportsmanship at the end was just that...a show.
 
Slugman

Slugman

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Apr 29, 2004
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Not that I like shamrock - but I kinda wanted to see the old man win at least once against Ortiz. Oh well.

Ortiz is fighting Chuck next, I doubt he will be as loud mouthed after that fight (if he is even awake).
 
N8 v2.0

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
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llkoolkeg said:
I was pulling for Ken but pretty much knew he wouldn't win. It was less fight number 3 than fight number 2.5. Too bad 'cause Tito is a cocky, mouthy prick. His show of sportsmanship at the end was just that...a show.
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I still can't believe Ortiz is gonna go home and celebrate with Jenna...
 
sanjuro

sanjuro

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N8 said:
I still can't believe Ortiz is gonna go home and celebrate with Jenna...
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I had the sound down, so I didn't know why the coverage kept flashing over to Jenna Jameson.

There are plenty of hot women involved with sports. Tito can't find a woman who hasn't slept with 5000 men?
 
Westy

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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sanjuro said:
I had the sound down, so I didn't know why the coverage kept flashing over to Jenna Jameson.

There are plenty of hot women involved with sports. Tito can't find a woman who hasn't slept with 5000 men?
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Maybe he is trying to make a statement like "My shlong is big enough to satisfy this stretched out calloused cavern of a woman"
 
sanjuro

sanjuro

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Westy said:
Maybe he is trying to make a statement like "My shlong is big enough to satisfy this stretched out calloused cavern of a woman"
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I'll go with that.

At least Jesse James married a woman who sleeps professionally only with other women...
 
llkoolkeg

llkoolkeg

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Sep 5, 2001
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N8 said:
At least she knows what she's doing there.
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She was looking ROUGH, by the way. That's the problem with po'n girls- even though they may be a very recent model year, they have so many miles on 'em that you know an expensive breakdown is just around the corner. Tons of hot girls know what they're doing down there w/o rolling over the odometer three times.
 
DRB

DRB

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Oct 24, 2002
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llkoolkeg said:
She was looking ROUGH, by the way. That's the problem with po'n girls- even though they may be a very recent model year, they have so many miles on 'em that you know an expensive breakdown is just around the corner. Tons of hot girls know what they're doing down there w/o rolling over the odometer three times.
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The first time they showed (or that I saw) she looked like normal... but the second time the miles were evident.

And that whole Jesse James / Jeanne Lindermulleur worked out real well.
 
S.K.C.

S.K.C.

Turbo Monkey
Feb 28, 2005
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Sanjuro:
Is that what men are looking for? Women with a lot of practice?
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...only the really stupid ones are looking for that. :biggrin:

Jenna Jameson seems like a woman with a nice disposition and good sense of humor, but man - I wouldn't go near that.
 
llkoolkeg

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
4,335
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Westy said:
Maybe he is trying to make a statement like "My shlong is big enough to satisfy this stretched out calloused cavern of a woman"
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Nah...he's just a starfvcker attention whore.

Is that what men are looking for? Women with a lot of practice?
Only the ones who need/crave direction in the bedroom or are complete manwhores themselves, e.g. Gene Simmons.

At least Jesse James married a woman who sleeps professionally only with other women...
Sandra Bullock? She is the cat's meow and a magnetic morsel indeed...but what's with the sleeping with other women professionally part? God save anyone between me and the po'n video store after work is Sandy B. has ever done such a thing on tape! :drool:
 
S.K.C.

S.K.C.

Turbo Monkey
Feb 28, 2005
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no, no - he was referring to Jesse's former wife Janine Lindemulder - Lesbo porn star and nurse on the cover of Blink 182's Enema of the State album...
 
Jorvik

Jorvik

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Jan 29, 2002
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I honestly don't know anymore.
sanjuro said:
I'll go with that.

At least Jesse James married a woman who sleeps professionally only with other women...
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In my line of work we consider ourselves to be connoisseurs of pornography. Janine has moved on since Jesse James.

She does more things professionally than women. Check out "Pirates" next time you're at the adult "book" store. It's such a great film I keep forgetting it's a porn. I've left it playing while one of my ex-girlfriend's parents came over to my apartment. I was actually watching it just to watch it at the time.
 
SteezyWeezy

SteezyWeezy

Turbo Monkey
Apr 4, 2006
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Jorvik said:
In my line of work we consider ourselves to be connoisseurs of pornography. Janine has moved on since Jesse James.

She does more things professionally than women. Check out "Pirates" next time you're at the adult "book" store. It's such a great film I keep forgetting it's a porn. I've left it playing while one of my ex-girlfriend's parents came over to my apartment. I was actually watching it just to watch it at the time.
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pornmonkey:monkeydance: :monkey:
 
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