Ouch ouch ouch ouch...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Prettym1k3, Jan 18, 2008.

  1. Prettym1k3

    Prettym1k3 Turbo Monkey

    Rep/Likes:
    0 / 0
    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2006
    Messages:
    2,867
    Location:
    In your pants
    So, this is the craziest thing I've run across on the internet in a while. I mean, truly. It's disturbing. And I just watched the first 15 seconds of 2 Girls 1 Cup about a month ago.

    The movie "Teeth" is in reference to "vagina dentata", or the "dental vagina" which, as you can imagine, is lore of a vagina that has teeth. It was used, apparently, to scare kids off from having sex, and as a tale to punish mothers. Go figure human history would come up with something so terrible. ANYWAY...

    As I was urbandictionary.com-ing and google-searching "vagina dentata" and the movie "teeth", I came across this:

    http://www.rapestop.net/

    Now, rape is an absolutely terrible thing. But wouldn't you think that that tool would only make the rapist more angry, and more likely to finish you, after he finishes?

    Just a thought.

    Anyway... wince away... I know I grabbed my junk and groaned at the mere thought of something like that.
     

    Please register to disable this ad.

  2. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

    Rep/Likes:
    1 / 0
    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2005
    Messages:
    15,195
    Location:
    ¡Phoenix!
    Cue H8R.
     
  3. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

    Rep/Likes:
    88 / 419
    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2003
    Messages:
    11,756
    Location:
    Groton, MA
    I use that when a m-bate.
     
  4. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

    Rep/Likes:
    349 / 3,117
    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2005
    Messages:
    51,475
    Location:
    media blackout
    so basically its like a salad shooter your for girls to put in their va-jay-jays?
     
  5. Westy

    Westy the teste

    Rep/Likes:
    427 / 2,668
    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2002
    Messages:
    35,658
    Location:
    Sleazattle
    I wonder if it could be used to make fresh baby cold cuts. That first breath of air really toughens the meat.
     
  6. dan-o

    dan-o Turbo Monkey

    Rep/Likes:
    127 / 651
    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2004
    Messages:
    4,455
    :clapping::drool:
     
  7. BadDNA

    BadDNA hophead

    Rep/Likes:
    19 / 85
    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2006
    Messages:
    4,123
    Location:
    Winning.
    +Rep.
     
  8. Barbaton

    Barbaton Turbo Monkey

    Rep/Likes:
    4 / 0
    Joined:
    May 11, 2002
    Messages:
    1,477
    Location:
    suburban hell
    When that came out a couple of years ago (invented in South Africa, of course), there was a lot of debate about its effectiveness.

    Will it make the dude run away screaming, or just infuriate him and so he kills you too?
     
  9. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

    Rep/Likes:
    349 / 3,117
    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2005
    Messages:
    51,475
    Location:
    media blackout
    Hey Westy, we should start a abortion clinic / deli.
     
  10. Westy

    Westy the teste

    Rep/Likes:
    427 / 2,668
    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2002
    Messages:
    35,658
    Location:
    Sleazattle
    We could just add it on to the back of the Liposuction/fat rendering/biodiesel shop I've always wanted open. I predict human recycling will be the next big thing.
     
  11. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

    Rep/Likes:
    349 / 3,117
    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2005
    Messages:
    51,475
    Location:
    media blackout
    I'd like to make furniture out of people's skeletons. It will give a whole new meaning to a piece of furniture that's a family heirloom.

    'Yup, the new dining room table... that was from grandma and grandpa"
     
  12. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

    Rep/Likes:
    2 / 0
    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2005
    Messages:
    2,072
    Location:
    Tejas
    I bet women are really looking forward to walking around all day with that thing between their legs. What if they get used to it and forget to take it out? "Sorry honey, I had a hard day at work and completely forgot about the teeth in my crotch. Now lets get you to the doctor before you bleed to death."
     
  13. Westy

    Westy the teste

    Rep/Likes:
    427 / 2,668
    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2002
    Messages:
    35,658
    Location:
    Sleazattle
    Awesome. I want to be turned into a bike.
     
  14. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

    Rep/Likes:
    349 / 3,117
    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2005
    Messages:
    51,475
    Location:
    media blackout
    just tell me what kind (road, cross, track, xc, dh, do you wanna be a full suspension?) and a parts spec.
     
  15. Westy

    Westy the teste

    Rep/Likes:
    427 / 2,668
    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2002
    Messages:
    35,658
    Location:
    Sleazattle

    MTB, womens specific design. Weiner skin saddle.
     
  16. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

    Rep/Likes:
    349 / 3,117
    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2005
    Messages:
    51,475
    Location:
    media blackout
    if you're nice, maybe you'll get re-incarnated as a woman's saddle.
     
  17. Westy

    Westy the teste

    Rep/Likes:
    427 / 2,668
    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2002
    Messages:
    35,658
    Location:
    Sleazattle
    Knowing my luck
     
  18. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

    Rep/Likes:
    349 / 3,117
    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2005
    Messages:
    51,475
    Location:
    media blackout
    or this saddle:

     
  19. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

    Rep/Likes:
    4 / 0
    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2002
    Messages:
    15,287
    Location:
    Watchin' you. Writing it all down.