[Prettym1k3]

So, this is the craziest thing I've run across on the internet in a while. I mean, truly. It's disturbing. And I just watched the first 15 seconds of 2 Girls 1 Cup about a month ago.

The movie "Teeth" is in reference to "vagina dentata", or the "dental vagina" which, as you can imagine, is lore of a vagina that has teeth. It was used, apparently, to scare kids off from having sex, and as a tale to punish mothers. Go figure human history would come up with something so terrible. ANYWAY...

As I was urbandictionary.com-ing and google-searching "vagina dentata" and the movie "teeth", I came across this:

http://www.rapestop.net/

Now, rape is an absolutely terrible thing. But wouldn't you think that that tool would only make the rapist more angry, and more likely to finish you, after he finishes?

Just a thought.

Anyway... wince away... I know I grabbed my junk and groaned at the mere thought of something like that.

 

[stinkyboy]

Cue H8R.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

I use that when a m-bate.

 

[jonKranked]

so basically its like a salad shooter your for girls to put in their va-jay-jays?

 

[Westy]

so basically its like a salad shooter your for girls to put in their va-jay-jays?

I wonder if it could be used to make fresh baby cold cuts. That first breath of air really toughens the meat.

 

[dan-o]

I wonder if it could be used to make fresh baby cold cuts. That first breath of air really toughens the meat.

 

[BadDNA]

I wonder if it could be used to make fresh baby cold cuts. That first breath of air really toughens the meat.

+Rep.

 

[Barbaton]

When that came out a couple of years ago (invented in South Africa, of course), there was a lot of debate about its effectiveness.

Will it make the dude run away screaming, or just infuriate him and so he kills you too?

 

[jonKranked]

I wonder if it could be used to make fresh baby cold cuts. That first breath of air really toughens the meat.

Hey Westy, we should start a abortion clinic / deli.

 

[Westy]

Hey Westy, we should start a abortion clinic / deli.

We could just add it on to the back of the Liposuction/fat rendering/biodiesel shop I've always wanted open. I predict human recycling will be the next big thing.

 

[jonKranked]

We could just add it on to the back of the Liposuction/fat rendering/biodiesel shop I've always wanted open. I predict human recycling will be the next big thing.

I'd like to make furniture out of people's skeletons. It will give a whole new meaning to a piece of furniture that's a family heirloom.

'Yup, the new dining room table... that was from grandma and grandpa"

 

[Spero]

I bet women are really looking forward to walking around all day with that thing between their legs. What if they get used to it and forget to take it out? "Sorry honey, I had a hard day at work and completely forgot about the teeth in my crotch. Now lets get you to the doctor before you bleed to death."

 

[Westy]

I'd like to make furniture out of people's skeletons. It will give a whole new meaning to a piece of furniture that's a family heirloom.

'Yup, the new dining room table... that was from grandma and grandpa"

Awesome. I want to be turned into a bike.

 

[jonKranked]

Awesome. I want to be turned into a bike.

just tell me what kind (road, cross, track, xc, dh, do you wanna be a full suspension?) and a parts spec.

 

[Westy]

just tell me what kind (road, cross, track, xc, dh, do you wanna be a full suspension?) and a parts spec.

MTB, womens specific design. Weiner skin saddle.

 

[jonKranked]

MTB, womens specific design. Weiner skin saddle.

if you're nice, maybe you'll get re-incarnated as a woman's saddle.

 

[Westy]

if you're nice, maybe you'll get re-incarnated as a woman's saddle.

Knowing my luck

 

[jonKranked]

Knowing my luck

or this saddle:

 

[DRB]

http://www.imdb.com/video/editorial/me60357838