[Nick]

Bikes suck.
I tossed my Evil in the car this morning with plans of dirt jumping after work. One quick warm-up run on new uncomfortable jumps and then SNAP goes my chain, driving my right knee into my handlebars. Its about the size of a fvcking softball and sore as hell.



Rest, ice, elevate, and beer. Is that how it goes?

 

[Da Peach]

something like that.

no kneepads?

 

[Nick]

Nope, no kneepads. In fact, I gave my friend some grief for not having his helmet and he says "but I don't plan on crashing".

 

[I Are Baboon]

"Beer" should be in the front of that as well.

Heal up, yo.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Knee up!

 

[SkaredShtles]

My knee is the size of a softball all the time.

How tiny are you?

 

[Nick]

My knee is the size of a softball all the time.

Actually, you have a point there SS.
Lets just go with its smashed up good, and much bigger than it was this morning. Better?

 

[Total Heckler]

Yikes.

Be sure to elevate. Ice on for 15 min, ice off for 15, repeat.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Actually, you have a point there SS.
Lets just go with its smashed up good, and much bigger than it was this morning. Better?

Beer. The answer is always beer.



Oh - and you're a pvssy.

 

[sunny]

Owie!!! Yikes!

Yes, rest, ice, compression, elevation, vodka, happy music, LOLcats, repeat.

Or something like that.

 

[w00dy]

Draw a nipple on it.

 

[Nick]

Draw a nipple on it.

That fixed it right up! Thanks w00dy.

 

[MMcG]

It was a sign from above that you should put that Sovereign back up for sale again.

 

[cecil]

400mg of advil every 4 to 6 hours its an anti inflamitory, i smashed my knee on the steering column in a car accident it was huge thats what my doc told me to do.

 

[Wingnut]

Beer, rest, ice, beer, elevate, and beer

Should work now.

 

[Nick]

Beer, rest, ice, beer, elevate, and beer

Should work now.

Yes, that was the routine and it did help. (that, and the nipple drawing)

That said, I smashed my thumb with a mallet while trying to remove a lower headset cup yesterday. Most of the damage is between the knuckle and nail, so I hope I think I can draw a nipple on there too. It should be fine.

Also, I'm out of beer. I do have a few bottles of wine but I don't think wine has the same healing properties as beer.

 

[TreeSaw]

Yes, that was the routine and it did help. (that, and the nipple drawing)

That said, I smashed my thumb with a mallet while trying to remove a lower headset cup yesterday. Most of the damage is between the knuckle and nail, so I hope I think I can draw a nipple on there too. It should be fine.

Also, I'm out of beer. I do have a few bottles of wine but I don't think wine has the same healing properties as beer.

Oh my, which body part is going to get it next?

Beer should be your priority, then move on to bourbon or just get more beer.

 

[mandown]

Owie!!! Yikes!

Yes, rest, ice, compression, elevation, vodka, happy music, LOLcats, repeat.

Or something like that.

must spread rep...