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Our military's high standards...

manimal

Ociffer Tackleberry
Feb 27, 2002
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Blindly running into cactus
And once again, the Bible shows us the way to go here. Let me explain:

Gang members frequently have identifying marks. Tattoos, that sort of thing, right? Now, if we take David (God was a big fan of his, you may recall) as an example, all we need to do is organize these guys into units, and send them out into the most dangerous places in Iraq on foot. It's a win win. Either they do the job and take care of our little insurgency problem, or they die, like Uriah did. If King David can do it for some nookie, we should be able to do it to help the gang problem out, right?
i like your way of thinking :thumb:
 

rockwool

Turbo Monkey
Apr 19, 2004
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Filastin
the really scary part of the relaxed standards is the infiltration of the criminal gang element into the military, gaining COMBAT experience to bring back to your neighborhood. I just completed one of the nations most intense gang identification and interdiction schools in jacksonville, FL and all i can say is....SCARY. put it this way, law enforcement nationwide is outmanned about 200:1 against verified, hardcore gangmembers and it's a fine line that keeps it from all out war. if you thought the mob was big, the organized street gangs make them look like a country club.
i found a video on youtube that touches on the military/gang issue.
....Now there's only 20.000 police in this town.. Can you dig it?!!



and dude, tell your turtles to take it to the lounge.
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
14,591
6
And once again, the Bible shows us the way to go here. Let me explain:

Gang members frequently have identifying marks. Tattoos, that sort of thing, right? Now, if we take David (God was a big fan of his, you may recall) as an example, all we need to do is organize these guys into units, and send them out into the most dangerous places in Iraq on foot. It's a win win. Either they do the job and take care of our little insurgency problem, or they die, like Uriah did. If King David can do it for some nookie, we should be able to do it to help the gang problem out, right?
well if you won't check out jesus camp, at least check this