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lovebunny

can i lick your balls?
Dec 14, 2003
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San Diego, California, United States
i just had the most painful zit pop ever. it was one of those ones that expand like 3 times there size when you squeeze it and then it explodes everywhere. only thing is, after the explosion. it hurt like a mofo.i hate painful zits
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
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7
Reno 911
TJ: two things
1. Too much info, why do you share this?
2. Basic hygene, look into it ;)
 

DirtyMike

Turbo Fluffer
Aug 8, 2005
14,437
1,017
My own world inside my head
A bot fly is a fly that lands on you and lays an egg just under your skin, after a week or so it looks like a giant zit!!! When the Lava is ready it wiggle out through the surface!!!!
 

lovebunny

can i lick your balls?
Dec 14, 2003
7,317
245
San Diego, California, United States
DirtyMike said:
A bot fly is a fly that lands on you and lays an egg just under your skin, after a week or so it looks like a giant zit!!! When the Lava is ready it wiggle out through the surface!!!!
sweet. sounds fun. i think i saw a video of that crap. the hole in the guys cheek was huuuuge after they pulled the thingy out. it was pretty nasty.
 
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JRB

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lovebunny said:
sweet. sounds fun. i think i saw a video of that crap. the hole in the guys cheek was huuuuge after they pulled the thingy out. it was pretty nasty.

That was probably a pimple on his ass. Porn stars are nasty. Now - stop watching porn. You are too young.