[Pesqueeb]

....to the white courtesy phone.

The good news is she can probably afford to buy you both new bewbz.
Scarlett Johansson Auctions Herself Off For Charity

 

[Wumpus]

His dog shot him...

U.S. News - Dog shoots man: Medics remove 27 pellets from hunter's buttocks


Dog shoots man: Medics remove 27 pellets from hunter's buttocks
By msnbc.com staff and The Associated Press

A bird hunter in Utah was shot in the buttocks after his dog stepped on a shotgun laid across the bow of a boat.

Box Elder County Sheriff's Deputy Kevin Potter says the 46-year-old Brigham City man was duck hunting with a friend 10 miles west of the city when he climbed out of the boat to move decoys.

Potter says the man left his 12-gauge shotgun in the boat and the dog stepped on it, causing it to fire.

It wasn't clear whether the safety on the gun was on at the time.

A report on KSL.com said the men called 911 and walked to the main road to wait for emergency crews.

Potter says the man was hit from about 10 feet away. He says the man wasn't seriously injured, in part because he was wearing waders.

The Salt Lake City Tribune said the wounded hunter was transported to Brigham City Community Hospital about 9 a.m. Sunday, where doctors removed 27 pellets of birdshot.

It said neither the dog, nor any ducks, were injured.

KSL.com said Potter did not have information on the type of dog that stepped on the shotgun.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

GFF had it coming in that respect. Like the Animal Kingdom formed its own Mujahideen, built up an assassin corps, and sent them after GFF. It all makes sense now.

 

[RUFUS]

This vet would highly appreciate Zoeey Descahnel auctioning herself off!!! My dream girl. Pardon the drunkeness.

 

[Pesqueeb]

This vet would highly appreciate Zoeey Descahnel auctioning herself off!!! My dream girl. Pardon the drunkeness.

I believe she is back on the open market. Things are looking up for you RUFUS.

 

[RUFUS]

I believe she is back on the open market. Things are looking up for you RUFUS.

Oh, I know! I'll be moving to LA soon enough. Let the stalking commence!!

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I was thinking of bidding on this with the hopes of derailing my brother's engagement...

 

[ultraNoob]

current minimum bid is $1800.... too rich for my blood

 

[Pesqueeb]

current minimum bid is $1800.... too rich for my blood

Put it on the credit card man! Its a night with Scarlett Johansson!

 

[ultraNoob]

Put it on the credit card man! Its a night with Scarlett Johansson!

I have the internetz... I can have many nights with Scarlett Johansson

NSFW

 

[Pesqueeb]

I have the internetz... I can have many nights with Scarlett Johansson

NSFW

NSFW

/=

 

[Quo Fan]

The way I read the article, you get to walk the red carpet with her. I would bid on this ONLY if it included at least a happy ending.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I think you could get your money back selling the story, true or not, of your late night romp with Scarjo, to the tabloids.

 

[ultraNoob]

NSFW

/=

Thankfully I have a very vivid imagination and a strong yet gentle grip. I am after all, a mechanic.

 

[DirtyMike]

Oh, I know! I'll be moving to LA soon enough. Let the stalking commence!!

I am but an hour away from LA now..... Seems your going to have some competition

 

[Uncle Cliffy]

Robot Chicken | Date With Scarlett | [adult swim]