Paging Mr Darwin. Mr. Darwin to the white courtesy phone.
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Boy, she's a looker. Problem is I need two sets of eyes.
darwin can't help us now, she's already spawned. we're too late...
the joke lies in the "survival of the fittest" aspect...
its not "survival of the fattest"
She should just set up a mayonnaise IV.
Eat around the banana, it's just empty vitamins.
50 bucks says that 98% of the IP addresses belong to Japanese men.
What says our man on the street VB???
****, her name is Simpson? I didn't even catch that. I guess you play the hand you're dealt.
It's good to set goals.
$815 a week on groceries? You can be damn sure she doesn't work, who's footing the bill for that one?
If only she were flat chested... 
see above.
Her insurance Co. should cancel her policy now.
well, seeing as how she's unemployed, I question whether or not she even has any.
Good point. To the death panel with her!
I wish I had more hands....
Holy moly that is straight awesome. Weight gain as a competitive sport.
"You wanna walk to the park?"
"Sorry, I'm in training and I have to finish these donuts."
"You wanna walk to the park?"
"Sorry, I'm in training and I have to finish these donuts."
i bet her bedsores have bedsores.
Did she eat the dear whole cuz I see no antlers.
Jon, once again your internet wisdom has enriched me,
i now know what fapping is. and knowing is half the battle.
i now know what fapping is. and knowing is half the battle.
that website seems awful and moronic.
Meh, friend of mine posted it on facespace, just thought it was relevant... Somehow I don't doubt that she is the reason polar bears are drowning.
"I'd love to be 1000lb ... it might be hard though, running after my daughter keeps my weight down," Ms Simpson told the Daily Mail.
We now have an explanation of the earthquake in Haiti and in Chile
We now have an explanation of the earthquake in Haiti and in Chile
I wonder if she realizes that you brain burns a lot of calories. A lobotomy would really help out her cause.
I want to know who this kid is and the story behind him. There has to be something similar to Ms 1000 lbs parenting him.
What a stupid cunt. What's more stupid is that the Intarwebs are reporting it.
...running after my daughter keeps my weight down...
Proof that exercise is key to...ahh, forget it. Living the 'merican Dream this one. When does she have 8 kids and premeire her reality show? Screw Darwin, man the harpoons men!
Proof that exercise is key to...ahh, forget it. Living the 'merican Dream this one. When does she have 8 kids and premeire her reality show? Screw Darwin, man the harpoons men!
or you all are getting worked up over it....What a stupid cunt. What's more stupid is that the Intarwebs are reporting it.
A wild snorlax appears!
Reminds me of Jabba the Hut.
Soon she will be on tv w/ Oprah or Richard Simmons, crying about how mom and dad paid no attention to her. Then she will lose 800 lbs on tv and become another reality tv star.
Anyone brave enough to go to her website?
Anyone brave enough to go to her website?
What are you talking about? He looks to be a "healthy" weightI want to know who this kid is and the story behind him. There has to be something similar to Ms 1000 lbs parenting him.
It makes me sad when I see thee obese kids walking around town...life is hard enough without starting with a leg down like that.
sweet floating palace... mobile home... same thing
A wild snorlax appears!
Reminds me of Jabba the Hut.
