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kazlx

Patches O'Houlihan
Aug 7, 2006
6,985
1,957
Tustin, CA
That's filthy. Couldn't we solve world hunger by corraling the fatties and feeding them to the poor?
 

buildyourown

Turbo Monkey
Feb 9, 2004
4,832
0
South Seattle
Hey now

We make really good money transporting those folks around in the "FatMobile"
$200 lift fee plus $5.00/ mile each way

All thanks to Mickey D's

$200?

I can recall at least 2 stories you've told about harrowing near death experiences while doing said job. I say your being had.
 

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
23,314
13,605
directly above the center of the earth
$200?

I can recall at least 2 stories you've told about harrowing near death experiences while doing said job. I say your being had.

ok do the math [which you didn't] take this trip as an example

round trip livermore to stanford 70 miles each way

1st leg $200 +[ $5.00x 70miles ]=$550.00
return leg costs just as much. Trip total = $1,100

most trips for large folks are from a care facillity to a specialized treatment center and back and most trips run between 20 and 100 miles each way
 
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junkyard

You might feel a little prick.
Sep 1, 2015
2,601
2,303
San Diego
All chicken in stores is female chicken. Half of all chickens hatched are roosters. That’s a lot of roosters, billions of roosters killed at hatching. But some get to grow up and breed some to fight. Some even get revenge!
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
54,438
20,238
Sleazattle
All chicken in stores is female chicken. Half of all chickens hatched are roosters. That’s a lot of roosters, billions of roosters killed at hatching. But some get to grow up and breed some to fight. Some even get revenge!

Some people like to eat cocks