paging VB to the white courtesy phone


Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
you're needed to hold the boom mic, and then grab a jizzmop afterward:

Sex Offered as Compensation for War Crimes
(Tokyo, Japan) A beautiful 24-year-old Japanese woman, Anri Suzuki, who is concurrently identified as a history teacher and an adult film star, has generously offered to engage in sex with Chinese men to compensate for the brutal treatment China received from Japan during World War II.
Anri Suzuki said she was so shocked to learn about her nation’s past that it was time to make up for her country’s early 20th century wrongs by giving back, one man at a time.

Anri Suzuki told the Korean Times: “We have to respect history and cannot obliterate it. I want to cure the wounds of Chinese with my body, and I am practicing this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan.”

“I think it is psychological compensation to them. Actually, Chinese students treat me more friendly and comfortably than Japanese.”
Given that Suzuki is an adult actress whose sexual adventurism is documented on video, there's obviously a lot of tongue-in-cheek with this story.
if VB's not available, perhaps mike rowe?