[MikeD]

It's not an Onion article. It's true.

Here’s how the ultraconservative news site NewsMax.com described Sarah Palin’s Monday night criticism of President Obama’s address to the nation:

“Are we at war? I haven’t heard the president say that we are at war. And that’s why I too [don’t know] do we use the term intervention, do we use war, do we use skirmish?”

Problem is, that’s not quite what Ms. Palin said. What she actually said on Fox News was, “[D]o we use the term intervention, do we use war, do we use squirmish?”

Squirmish! I love it.

The Palininstas out there will point out that Obama (like everyone else) occasionally fractures the language but the “lamestream media” doesn’t pounce on that, and by the way “squirmish” appears in the Urban Dictionary, and everyone knows what Palin meant and why are we focusing on a simple slip of the tongue instead of the worst president in history and blah-de-blah, but come on: “squirmish” is fantastic. In fact I’m thinking it SHOULD be a word.

It’s a perfect description of one’s hesitancy to get into a dispute over an awkward situation. “I don’t want to get into a squirmish with my kid about his latest Facebook posting.” “My boss overheard me dissing him. Boy did that lead to a squirmish.”

Well played, Sarah Palin. Well played.

 

[jonKranked]

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/03/u-s-gunships-will-be-on-standby-in-natos-libya-war/

at least the GOP is sticking to their agenda of "bomb brown people now, deal with the aftermath later"

 

[dante]

I have a feeling it's going to look kind of like this:

 

[Pesqueeb]

The Palininstas out there will point out that Obama (like everyone else) occasionally fractures the language but the “lamestream media” doesn’t pounce on that, and by the way “squirmish” appears in the Urban Dictionary, and everyone knows what Palin meant and why are we focusing on a simple slip of the tongue instead of the worst president in history and blah-de-blah, but come on: “squirmish” is fantastic. In fact I’m thinking it SHOULD be a word.

"Occasionally" being the operative word. That dumb cvnt Palin does it every time she opens her hole. Don't remember who told it but I read it here first:
Whats the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?























Only one retarded thing has ever come out of her vagina.

 

[stevew]

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

nothing......both have lips that get waxed.

 

[eaterofdog]

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

Nothing, they both have slimy sh!t coming out of them.

 

[binary visions]

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

Nothing, $tinkle has violated both?

 

[kidwoo]

So this is now the second time she gets a word wrong and the response is to pretend it was a great idea and should be implemented.


Great. At this rate 'gah gah' and 'goo goo' will make it into websters in no time.

 

[X3pilot]

Squirmish: The sound her.... oh man, I can't even visualize it to put into words...

 

[X3pilot]

 

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[Secret Squirrel]

Wow...I gotta spread some rep before I can give some for that. That is classic.